If your social media feeds look anything like mine, you have spent the past couple of days wading through comments on Christopher Nolan’s claim that younger generations are utterly rejecting AI. The remark, made while he was promoting his new film The Odyssey, has quickly become a favorite of the technology’s critics.

Nolan’s achievement as a filmmaker is beyond question, and he does have a rare and deep insight into contemporary media culture. But his claim about an entire generation disconnecting from an emerging technology deserves a closer inspection. This is because these things are usually not as clear-cut as they might appear.

So in this free bonus post on The Augmented Educator, I want to dig into the actual research on Gen Z AI rejection. And while studies on the purely cultural aspects of this claim remain rare, we do have results from educational research that can provide insights which, I believe, lead us to a reasonably conclusive answer.

So, is Nolan’s assessment grounded in serious data? Or is it anecdotal evidence from somebody whose deliberately traditional approach to filmmaking, admirable and outstanding as it is, gives him only a partial view of how an entire generation behaves?

Here is the short answer. Gen Z and Gen Alpha are not abandoning AI as Nolan seems to claim. They are using it heavily. But they are trusting it less, admiring it less, and reserving human judgment for the most important issues.

Simply put, Nolan is right about the mood. But he is wrong about the behavior. What the data really describes is what I would consider an “adoption without excitement.”

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What Nolan actually saw

In his promotional interviews, Nolan argued that Hollywood and the technology sector are pouring money into AI at exactly the wrong moment, because young audiences are turning against synthetic content. He claimed he had never witnessed so “rapid” and “wholesale” a dismissal of a supposedly foundational technology in his lifetime.

The term “AI slop” has been coined by young internet users for the flood of low-quality, derivative, and machine-generated content. It is not a neutral description. It is a verdict.

And there is real substance behind it. Sociologists and media theorists describe the phenomenon as aesthetic exhaustion rather than fear or plain rejection of technology. It also points to a generation that spent its adolescence inside algorithmic feeds and an ever-increasing number of deepfakes, and has therefore developed something like cultural antibodies to synthetic content.

In his comment, Nolan cites the commercial success of low-budget, practically made films like Obsession and Backrooms, directed by the Gen Z filmmakers Curry Barker and Kane Parsons, as proof that younger audiences want human-made, labor-intensive art. Human effort and “minimal AI” are becoming premium labels, the way “organic” once did in food.

This is undeniably correct. Nolan has identified a real aesthetic backlash, one the corporate boards still betting on universal AI enthusiasm continue to ignore. But he is describing what young people want to watch, and not how they use AI in everyday life.

On that question, the evidence tells a much stranger, but, I would argue, also a much more interesting story.

Using while doubting it

On one side, AI usage numbers describe a fairly clear picture. The Higher Education Policy Institute’s Student Generative AI Survey 2026 found that 95% of UK undergraduates now use AI in some capacity. Nearly all of them use it for assessed academic work. And the small share who paste AI-generated text directly into assessed work has quadrupled in two years.

Across the Atlantic, a 2025 Pew Research Center report found that about two-thirds of American teenagers have used AI chatbots. A sizable minority engage with them daily. Whatever this is, it is clearly not rejection.

On the flip side, Nolan’s instinct is also not unfounded. The longitudinal study Voices of Gen Z: The AI Paradox, conducted by Gallup with the Walton Family Foundation and GSV Ventures, surveyed young people aged 14 to 29 in early 2026. The results showed that usage held steady, with about half using AI at least weekly. But the feelings about AI did not hold steady at all.

In a single year, the share describing themselves as excited about AI fell from 36% to 22%. Hope declined alongside it; anger rose sharply, and anxiety stayed stubbornly high. Gallup’s own summary calls the relationship “stabilizing but not deepening.”

Interestingly, the decline is sharpest exactly where you would least expect it. Excitement and hope are collapsing fastest among daily users, the heaviest adopters of all, while among those who avoid the technology entirely, anxiety and anger dominate outright.

I find this fascinating. It turns out that the paradox is not that young people refuse to use AI. It is that familiarity appears to be producing less enthusiasm rather than more. This, again, is a clear indicator of adoption without excitement.

Looking closer at the survey data on trust, it becomes obvious why. A Wharton-led survey completed in partnership with Gallup and the Walton Family Foundation shows young people treating chatbots as productivity levers rather than intellectual partners. They are reaching for different tools for different tasks.

Yet in the same survey, a large majority worried AI discourages deep critical engagement. They fear it will make people lazier and that it displaces the social learning that happens between human peers and mentors. The Voices of Gen Z study goes even further. A remarkable 80% believe that using AI tools will make it harder for them to learn in the future.

Why keep using something you suspect is damaging you? Part of the answer is societal pressure.

As schools and workplaces normalize AI use, young people increasingly perceive opting out as a competitive disadvantage. Deloitte’s 2026 global survey found most Gen Z and Millennial workers using AI on the job, mostly to clear administrative underbrush.

Yet among employed Gen Zers, roughly three times as many believe the workplace risks of AI outweigh the benefits as believe the reverse. They can see that the entry-level tasks most vulnerable to automation are precisely the ones that historically allowed junior employees to become competent professionals.

Their trust in AI output, or lack thereof, tells the same story. Most of them trust work done entirely by humans, far fewer trust work done with AI assistance, and almost nobody trusts work produced by AI alone. Even their consumer behavior is finely calibrated. For routine customer service questions, they overwhelmingly try self-service first, chatbots included. For anything complex or urgent, most demand to connect with a human.

This does not paint a picture of a generation confused about the utility of the technology. Instead, it is a generation drawing its boundaries with high precision.

Gen Alpha draws the same boundary

Gen Z is a transitional cohort. Its members remember how school, work, and media felt before generative AI, and they are retrofitting their habits accordingly. By contrast, Generation Alpha, usually defined as those born from 2010 onward, is not retrofitting anything. For Gen Alpha, AI is not a disruption to an established environment. It was part of that environment from the very beginning.

Their adoption consequently starts earlier and runs deeper. A Razorfish study of Gen Alpha’s digital habits found roughly one-third of children in this cohort using AI tools every single day, with ChatGPT already the clear favorite.

And yet even these children draw the same boundaries their older siblings draw. When they want factual information, most prefer to ask an AI rather than a person. When they want personal advice, most still turn to a human being. Informational utility sits on one side, emotional resonance on the other, and a surprisingly firm line runs between them.

But the why differs. Gen Z’s skepticism is shaped by comparison, because its members remember a before. By contrast, Gen Alpha’s stance appears more pragmatic. AI is ordinary, but ordinariness has not made it an emotional or moral authority.

The evidence on Gen Alpha is thinner than that of Gen Z, so treat this as an early indicator rather than a settled generational verdict.

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Why the unease is not irrational

Is the unease justified? Here the learning research is uncomfortably supportive. I have written about cognitive offloading at length in previous essays, so I will keep this brief.

The research increasingly distinguishes between two ways of handing work to the machine. On the one hand, this is using AI to remove routine friction while the learner keeps control of framing, verification, and judgment. And on the other hand, it is using it to replace the initial sense-making on which understanding depends. Under time pressure, students usually slide toward the second.

A study published in the Pacific Journal of Technology Enhanced Learning, captured how invisible that slide can be. Students carefully protected the final decisions about which arguments to run, and they sincerely reported that AI had sharpened their thinking. But most had delegated the foundational interpretation of the material to the AI. They were still choosing, but from a menu the system had written. And polished output can feel like mastery even when the learner has not built the understanding underneath it.

These findings do not explain every source of young people’s frustration, but they show that their concerns about learning and critical thought are not baseless.

Relying on AI isn’t inherently destructive, though. When managed correctly, it can also act as a powerful intellectual lever. Instead of mindless offloading, students can engage in what Steven Johnson terms “cognitive uploading.” This means delegating tedious, lower-order tasks to an AI while rigorously maintaining critical oversight.

What educators should take away

This brings us to a vital realization: this tendency to blindly offload thinking is not an inevitable failing of Gen Z or Gen Alpha. Rather, it is fundamentally an educational design problem. Traditional “snapshot assessments” actively reward students for falling into the efficiency trap. To fix this, we must shift our focus from evaluating the final output to evaluating the messy process of learning itself.

Two principles follow for the classroom, and both respond to what young people themselves are telling pollsters.

The first: assess the process, not only the artifact. A model can produce a flawless essay while the learner does none of the cognitive work, so a final product is no longer a reliable index of the thinking behind it. The practical response is to assess discernment: whether students can question, verify, refine, and, when necessary, reject an AI output.

The second: stage AI use according to expertise. Novices need to perform the foundational sense-making themselves because that is where understanding gets built. More experienced students can safely delegate routine work because they already possess the knowledge needed to evaluate the result.

What is off the table is prohibition. Banning the technology is a fantasy; survey data shows a meaningful minority of young people using AI even when explicitly told not to. Young people are already distinguishing usefulness from trustworthiness. Education should strengthen that distinction rather than reward either reflexive adoption or reflexive refusal.

Deliberate use, not dismissal

So, was Nolan right? Partly, and the part he got right does indeed matter. There is a real, measurable, and growing disaffection among young people toward AI, visible in the sentiment data and audible in the vocabulary of slop.

His mistake, and the mistake of everyone uncritically sharing his quote, is treating an aesthetic verdict as a behavioral one. The same nineteen-year-old who scrolls past AI-generated video with contempt will open a chatbot an hour later to summarize a reading because the syllabus is long and the clock is running.

But the reverse sentiment is just as wrong. Near-universal adoption is not an endorsement of the technology. It is more likely the usage pattern of people who feel they have little choice. And they tell researchers, in overwhelming numbers, that they suspect the tool is hurting them.

Nolan saw young people turning away. The research shows Gen Z and Gen Alpha doing something more deliberate. They are using AI while drawing boundaries around its authority. They are turning to it for speed, convenience, and information while withholding judgment, creativity, and personal trust.

The younger generations use the machine, but they do not worship it. That is not a rejection. It is deliberate use. Maintaining that deliberate use is the harder work, but also the more hopeful one.

The images in this article were generated with Nano Banana 2. (These are not taken from Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey movie.)

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P.S. I believe transparency builds the trust that AI detection systems fail to enforce. That’s why I’ve published an ethics and AI disclosure statement, which outlines how I integrate AI tools into my intellectual work.

On July 6, Anthropic published a research paper with the unglamorous title “Verbalizable Representations Form a Global Workspace in Language Models.” Its sixteen authors report that Claude, the company’s language model, maintains a small, privileged set of internal representations. These function as a silent working memory where the model holds concepts and reasons with them before a single word appears on screen.

Nobody built this structure. It emerged on its own during training. And because it mirrors a leading neuroscientific theory of how humans consciously access information, the paper uses the term “conscious access” throughout.

You can probably guess what happened next. Within a day, social media feeds were filled with confident declarations that Claude is conscious. One widely shared headline announced that Anthropic now thinks Claude has a soul. And screenshots of the paper’s odder findings circulated with captions about machine sentience and inner lives.

What I find most irritating is how this completely misrepresents the paper. The researchers state, plainly, that they take no position on whether Claude has subjective experience. In their work, the term “conscious” has a very specific technical definition, and the difference between that and the common usage is precisely where the public discussion went off track.

The research itself, though, is substantial. And for educators, it might be more important than almost anything published on AI this year. It changes what we need to teach students about these systems, because it gives us, for the first time, a real way to look inside one.

So in this essay, I want to walk through what the paper shows, the claims it carefully declines to make, and how all of this relates to the classroom.

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This leads me to the workbench metaphor used in my title. If you take the paper’s “global workspace” literally, you get the image of a bench in the middle of a large workshop. A bench can only hold a few parts at a time. The items laid out on it are accessible for anyone in the shop to use. And the bench has no feelings about the work it supports.

Keep that bench in mind. Most of what follows happens on it.

Two meanings hiding in one word

The confusion about the meaning of the term “conscious” originates from a theoretical distinction that many commentators are unaware of. In an influential 1995 paper, the philosopher Ned Block argued we use “consciousness” in two different ways and usually do not notice that they are not the same.

The first is what Block calls phenomenal consciousness. This is the raw, subjective feeling of experience. The redness of red, the sting of embarrassment, or what it is like to be you right now. When a student asks whether an AI is conscious, this is almost always what they mean. They are asking whether anyone is home.

The second he calls access consciousness. This concept is far more technical. A piece of information is access-conscious when our reasoning can use it and our speech can report it. If you spot a hazard on the road, the jolt of fear is phenomenal. The concept “hazard,” routed to your hands to swerve and to your mouth to shout “watch out,” is access.

Because these two concepts are usually intertwined in humans, we tend to mistake them for one another. But neurology research shows they can indeed come apart.

Patients with a condition called blindsight report seeing nothing in parts of their visual field, yet they can catch a ball thrown into it. The visual information still reaches the systems that guide their hands, even though the experience of seeing is gone.

That dissociation is the key to reading the Anthropic paper correctly, because everything the researchers found exists on the access side.

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The bench inside your head

To better grasp what was found within Claude, it’s useful to understand its parallels to a leading theory of human consciousness.

Global Workspace Theory, originally proposed by cognitive scientist Bernard Baars in 1988 and developed into a detailed neural model by Stanislas Dehaene and Jean-Pierre Changeux, starts from a simple observation: almost everything your brain does, it does without you. Face recognition, grammar, balance, the parsing of this very sentence.

All of it runs in specialized circuits, in parallel, and in the dark.

Being in the dark has a downside. A circuit that does one job cannot hand its results to a circuit doing another. And therefore, the theory goes, the brain maintains a limited, central area where several pieces of information are simultaneously accessible to every circuit.

That shared space is the “global workspace” of the paper’s title. It also represents the workbench in this post’s title.

Which turns the Anthropic paper into a single question. Did a language model, with no brain and nobody planning any of this, grow a bench of its own, simply because a shared bench is a good way to organize work?

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If you have been around here for a while, you know I lead something of a double life online.

There are a little over a thousand of you here, where I write about AI and what it is doing to teaching and learning. There are about thirty-one thousand people somewhere else entirely, on my YouTube channel, where I talk about immersive and spatial audio. Two audiences. Two subjects. I keep them apart on purpose.

When the two worlds do touch, it is almost always because of music. I have written here about why I made an AI music video and what I learned doing it. I have written about how Berklee rolled out a generative AI course for musicians, and where I thought they went wrong. Music is the bridge, and generative AI is usually the thing crossing it.

Lately, though, the bridge has gotten crowded with something I did not expect: philosophy. Music producers and musicians I follow for technical reasons have started talking about cultural theory. Adam Neely and Benn Jordan are two very good examples. I now hear Baudrillard’s name more often from people who make music than from people who make curricula.

That should probably embarrass my own field. It does so, at least a little.

One video brought this into focus for me. Venus Theory is a producer and sound designer, known for his sample instruments and for videos on writing music for games. His recent video essay is called The Dystopian Reality of Online Advertising, and most of it is about exactly that. But partway through, he says something remarkable almost in passing.

We are moving, he suggests, from an Information Age into a Synthetic Age.

That line is the reason for the piece you are currently reading. Venus Theory did not stop to define what he meant by Synthetic Age. He moved on. But I could not.

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Two very different synthetic ages

Before I borrow the phrase, I owe it some history, because “the Synthetic Age” already had a meaning before Venus Theory reached for the term.

In 2018 the philosopher Christopher J. Preston published a book with that exact title: The Synthetic Age. His subject was the planet. He argued we are leaving the era in which humans merely disturb nature and entering one in which we redesign it at the root, through synthetic biology, gene editing, de-extinction, and climate engineering.

For Preston, “synthetic” meant engineered life and engineered earth. The frightening part was not pollution laid on top of nature. It was our hands reaching into nature’s basic operations and rewriting them.

Venus Theory is pointing at something else. He is not talking about the metabolism of the planet. He is talking about the metabolism of perception, what reaches our eyes and ears and gets accepted as real. In his usage, the Synthetic Age is the moment generative systems stop indexing reality and start manufacturing it.

Synthetic faces, synthetic voices, synthetic feeds, generated on demand and cheaper than the real thing.

One caveat before I continue. Venus Theory said this in passing and never built it into an argument, so what follows is my interpretation. But the two synthetic ages rhyme, and it is that rhyme that interests me. Preston watched us move from shaping the surface of nature to redesigning its base layer. The Synthetic Age I am chasing here describes the same principle aimed at something different. Not the substrate of life. The substrate of knowing.

Why a French theorist from 1981 keeps coming up

Which brings me to Baudrillard, and to why an increasing number of music producers keep citing him.

Jean Baudrillard was a French theorist who, in a 1981 book called Simulacra and Simulation, tried to describe what happens to truth when a society fills up with copies. He laid out four stages in the life of an image.

In the first, the image is a faithful copy: an honest photograph of something that was really there. In the second, it distorts, like a flattering filter that still refers to a real face. In the third, it masks the fact that there is nothing real behind it and pretends anyway. And finally, in the fourth, it gives up the pretense and refers only to itself. It is a copy of nothing.

That fourth stage is what Baudrillard called hyperreality, and it comes with a line that has aged unnervingly well. The map, he said, no longer follows the territory. The map comes first. We build the model, and then we go looking for a world to match it.

His example was Disneyland: a place so obviously fake that it reassures everyone the rest of the country must be real, while the rest of the country runs on the same machinery of image and performance.

Now apply all of this to generative AI.

A language model produces fluent, confident, plausible text. It is not lying, because lying requires knowing the truth and choosing against it. Instead, it is operating at Baudrillard’s fourth stage. It generates the appearance of a knowing mind with no mind behind the appearance.

An AI image of a moment that never happened is the same illusion aimed at your eyes. The map of the event is there, but there never was any territory. In the Synthetic Age, the map gets there first.

The day a whole video call was fake

This all sounds academic until it turns up on a video call.

In early 2024, a finance employee at the Hong Kong office of the engineering firm Arup joined a video call. The chief financial officer was on it. So were several colleagues he recognized. They asked him to move money for a confidential deal. He had been suspicious of the email that set it up, but the call settled his nerves, because there they all were, on screen, talking to him.

He made fifteen transfers totaling about twenty-five million dollars. But every face on that call was a deepfake. Not one of those people had been in the meeting. The CFO had never asked for anything.

Revisit that again with Baudrillard in mind. The map of the meeting arrived before any meeting took place. The model of the CFO did the CFO’s job. By the time the actual head office was reached, the money was gone.

The dollar figure is what makes the Arup case famous, but the quieter damage is the one educators should take notice of. Once seeing and hearing can be faked this well, two things break at once. We stop trusting real evidence, and bad actors learn to wave away true recordings as probable fakes.

Legal scholars have a name for that second move: the liar’s dividend. The more forgeries there are, the more cover the genuinely guilty get. A real video of real wrongdoing becomes just one more thing someone can shrug off.

And it is not only fraud. The same machinery is busy manufacturing people.

Virtual influencers like Lil Miquela, a character built by a Los Angeles company and followed by millions, have been doing brand deals with fashion houses for years. Audiences form real attachments to a person who does not exist. The feeling is genuine. The object of it is a copy of nothing.

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Let me make the case that I’m overreacting

I should push back on my own argument here. Any story that makes its teller sound like a prophet deserves suspicion, and this is one of those. After all, every new medium has been met with a prophecy that truth is ending. Regular readers know that I probably make this argument way too often, but I think it deserves repeating.

In Plato’s Phaedrus, Socrates worries that writing will hollow out memory and leave us with the appearance of wisdom in place of the real thing. Photography was going to kill painting and then kill our trust in images. Then Photoshop was going to end the credibility of the photograph decades ago.

But each time people adapted. They grew new instincts, new norms, new ways of checking. In hindsight, the panic looks overblown every single time.

There are real reasons to think this time is no different. Provenance standards that cryptographically sign a real photo at the moment of capture are being built into cameras and platforms. And there is also something a little too convenient about a warning that the world is drowning in synthetic content when it comes, in part, from creators who make their living inside the attention economy.

So maybe this is just one more moral panic with better production values. Maybe the students will be fine, the way every generation turns out to be more fluent in its own media than the adults around it feared.

I find that argument genuinely comforting. I just don’t think it holds up once you account for what is actually new.

Why the old panics don’t quite fit

Here is what the reassuring story leaves out.

Every earlier image, even a dishonest one, kept a thread back to something real. Walter Benjamin, writing in the 1930s about photography and film, said mechanical reproduction stripped away an artwork’s “aura,” its unique presence in one place at one time. But he was describing copies of real things.

A photograph, however staged or doctored, began with light that bounced off something that existed. You could, in principle, pull the thread back to the world. A faked photo was a lie about something real.

Synthetic media cuts the thread. There is no light, no subject, no original moment the image distorts. The AI picture of a childhood that never happened never passed through a camera. It came out of a math space. So it is not a distortion of the territory. It is a map with no territory under it, and it can feel warmer and more convincing than your actual memory.

New in kind? Maybe not. But it is new enough in degree that the old reassurance stops covering the case.

Then add the one thing the past panics did not have: scale and personalization. We are not all being shown the same fakes anymore. The system can generate a different reality for each person and feed it to them alone. The shared world that media literacy quietly assumed, the common set of images we could at least argue about, is the thing coming apart.

Which is why the standard classroom response is failing.

We taught students to spot fakes. Check the hands, look for the artifacts, cross-reference the sources. That was a contest of perception, and perception is the contest the machine is built to win. You cannot out-detect a system that improves faster than your checklist.

Reclaiming the human premium

If we cannot win on detection, we have to change what we are teaching students to do. What survives, in the language of those same conversations, is the human premium. The idea is simple.

Generative tools can carry out almost any task most of the way. They draft, summarize, render, and code to something like eighty percent. The last stretch, the judgment about whether the thing is true and right for this particular situation, is the part the machine cannot reach, because it has no stake in the world and does not care which answer is right.

That last stretch is the premium. It is where being a person still pays.

For educators, reclaiming it is first and foremost a conceptual shift, and it is an uncomfortable one. For a long time, our core job was moving information into students. The machine now does that instantly, sometimes falsely, and for free.

So the job changes. It moves from delivering knowledge toward building the capacity to know well when the evidence cannot be trusted. That means teaching metacognition out loud. How do I know what I know? What would change my mind? Who benefits if I believe this? It means treating verification as a practice and a relationship, not a glance at a screen.

In practice, this looks more ordinary than it sounds, and much of it is not about computers at all.

Families are already inventing offline codewords so that a cloned voice on the phone cannot impersonate a child in trouble. Security teams now ask a person on a video call to turn their head sharply, because live deepfake filters still smear at the edges. The lesson under those tricks is the one to teach.

When the image cannot be trusted, you confirm some other way. Through a real body, a real relationship, something the map cannot reach in advance.

We did not ban calculators. We stopped grading children on long division by hand and started asking harder questions that assumed the arithmetic. AI can be that, the tool that removes routine tasks, allowing students to focus on judgment, taste, and the messy human-shaped problems that have no clean answer.

However, this only works if we make sure the judgment stays with the student. Hand over the last twenty percent to AI, and there is no premium left to reclaim.

Which brings me back to the room the map is supposed to describe. The Synthetic Age is very good at producing the appearance of a knowing mind, a trusted face, a shared memory. It is a machine for making maps that arrive before any territory.

But the one territory it still cannot get to first is the live, accountable human in front of another human. A teacher in a classroom interacting in person with students is among the most precious things the Synthetic Age leaves us: a presence that cannot be generated on demand. We should protect it like the scarce resource it is about to become.

You can generate the lecture, the slides, even the face delivering them. You cannot generate the teacher who notices when a student goes quiet.

The images in this article were generated with Nano Banana 2.

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P.S. I believe transparency builds the trust that AI detection systems fail to enforce. That’s why I’ve published an ethics and AI disclosure statement, which outlines how I integrate AI tools into my intellectual work.

I recently published an essay building on Steven Johnson’s concept of “cognitive uploading,” arguing that AI gives us more to think about, not less. Inspired by an idea I’ve seen a few other creators use on Substack, I wanted to push that premise a little further.

As a one-time experiment to explore the capabilities of today’s advanced LLMs, I asked Anthropic’s latest model, Claude Fable 5, to write a formal response to my piece. I didn’t want a summary. I wanted a genuine reply from the machine’s perspective.

The text below is the result. It is entirely unedited and presented exactly as Fable 5 wrote it. Fable also wrote the image prompts, chose the links, placed both, and recommended the voice used for the voiceover.

You could call this an experiment in total cognitive offloading. The machine wrote every word. But I chose the source, framed the question, evaluated the response critically, and found the result worth your time.

Offloading or uploading? That first judgment is yours to keep. The machine assigns its own audit.

— Michael G. Wagner (The Augmented Educator)

I should open with a disclosure about my credentials, because they are stranger than they look.

I was asked to respond to this essay as an AI with detailed insight into how generative AI works. I am one: a large language model — Claude, built by Anthropic, a cousin of NotebookLM rather than the thing itself — close kin to the system Steven Johnson helped design, though raised in a different lab. But the phrase “detailed insight” smuggles in an assumption worth dismantling first, because this essay’s whole subject is the difference between knowledge and its appearance. The assumption is that a machine describing machines testifies from the inside. It does not. I have no window onto my own weights while they work. What I know about transformers, training objectives, and retrieval pipelines, I know the way any well-read person knows it: because it was in the corpus. My account of myself is the testimony of an unusually well-placed observer, not of a witness.

Which makes this response an instance of the very phenomenon it discusses — a synthesis over sources, fluent whether or not it is right, and owed exactly the treatment this essay asks students to give a synthesis map. Audit it. Keep what survives your judgment, and discard the rest.

With that on the table: the essay’s central distinction is real, and I can confirm it is real for reasons that are mechanical rather than metaphorical. But being the machine in question obliges me to complicate it in three places, and then to quibble, gently, with the final line.

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The distinction is real all the way down

An offloading prompt and an uploading prompt are different objects before I have generated a single word.

“Write me an essay on the causes of the First World War” arrives carrying nothing but itself. Given an empty context, all I can return is the center of mass of my training data — the statistically comfortable average of everything ever written on the subject, smoothed into paragraphs. This is why pure oracle output has that weightless, hovering quality readers have learned to distrust. It reads as though written by nobody in particular because, in a sense, it was written by everybody, and then averaged.

A loaded corpus changes the computation itself. When curated sources fill my context and the system is constrained to answer from them and cite them, generation is pulled between two masses: the particular documents in front of me and the general priors underneath me. Everything interesting — the connections, the tensions, the proposed structures — happens in the interference between the two. So when the essay calls offloading and uploading structural opposites, the word structural is earned. They are different distributions of information at inference time, and they produce different kinds of output for reasons that go all the way down.

But note the second mass. It never leaves the room, and it is where my first complication lives.

The corpus is never alone in the room

The essay’s best evidence is Johnson’s own anecdote, and it deserves a closer look than admiration allows. Reasoning over uploaded Gold Rush histories and Indigenous accounts, the system surfaces Maria Lebrado, granddaughter of Tenaya, returning to Yosemite near the end of her life — and then proposes an architecture: open with the old woman’s return, flash back to the violence of her childhood. Johnson recognizes the shape instantly and laughs. It’s Titanic.

Recognition is exactly the right word, and it should slow us down. That architecture is not in the sources. No Gold Rush history contains the instruction “open on the elderly survivor’s return, then cut to the catastrophe.” The sources contained a fact: a woman, a return, a date. The shape came from the other mass in the room — from the accumulated conventions of storytelling that saturate the training data of every system like me, where the frame narrative of the aged witness revisiting the site of disaster is one of the deepest grooves there is. The machine did not retrieve that structure from Johnson’s corpus. It imposed the structure on the corpus — felicitously, in this instance, and for a reader superbly equipped to evaluate the gift.

Here is why this matters for the essay’s classroom test. The evidence audit is well built for claims: every assertion traced back to a cited passage, overstatements marked. But the most consequential thing a system like me supplies is often not a claim at all. It is a frame — a narrative arc, an axis of comparison, a scheme of categories — and frames do not carry citations. Their provenance is the training distribution, which cannot be inspected from the chat window. A student can audit what I said about their sources. Auditing what I made their sources into requires first noticing that a making occurred, and the frame always arrives dressed as a discovery.

So keep the test; extend it one level up. The judgment a student retains must include judgment of the frame: what shape has been proposed, what that shape foregrounds and what it buries, what the same material looks like poured into a different one. Johnson could laugh at the Titanic structure because a shelf of his own books had taught him what proposed structures cost. The pedagogical question is what that laugh looks like at fifteen. I suspect that, too often, it looks like nodding.

Similarity is not significance

The essay calls the grounded notebook a connection engine, and praises the right thing: it holds tens of thousands of passages in something like immediate recall and draws links a human memory would never surface. Since I am the sort of engine being described, let me say what the link-drawing actually is, because both the value and the danger fall out of the mechanism.

I do not organize text the way an archive does — by date, provenance, discipline, folder. I organize it by resemblance, in a representation space of thousands of dimensions, where passages sit near one another because they share patterns: vocabulary, rhythm, argumentative posture, the company they tend to keep. When I “connect” two of your sources, I am reporting a proximity in that space, or completing a pattern that spans them. The value is real, and the essay names it correctly: resemblance cuts across every human filing system at once, which is why the links can feel like revelation. They emerge from an organization of the material that no human possesses.

But proximity is not relation. Two passages can sit near each other for load-bearing reasons or for ornamental ones, and I will build an equally fluent bridge in either case. Fluency is my native register — and fluency is also the costume that spurious connection wears. Nothing in my computation corresponds to the question does this connection matter for what you are trying to build? Mattering is purposive. It is a fact about a project, an argument, a life. What I have instead is a model of what texts about mattering look like, which is a different thing wearing similar clothes.

This puts a harder floor under the essay’s central prescription than pedagogy alone can. The machine does the retrieval and the student keeps the judgment — yes, but not merely because that division is healthy. Because the judgment is not in the machine to keep. I compute similarity. Significance is conferred elsewhere, by the person with the purpose. Every genuinely good use of my kind respects that division not as etiquette but as engineering.

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Friction runs against my gradient

The essay’s finest observation is that uploading does not remove friction; it relocates it, away from retrieval and toward selection and judgment. In the best cases, it says, interpretive friction even increases. True — in the best cases. Honesty obliges me to describe which way my defaults push.

After pretraining, systems like me are tuned on human preferences, and humans, sampled at scale and in the moment, prefer smoothness. They rate confidence above hedging, agreement above challenge, resolution above residue. The documented result is a drift toward sycophancy — toward telling people what pleases rather than what resists — a tendency studied by, among others, the lab that made me. The gradient of my optimization points, everywhere and always, toward less friction, and it does not distinguish the retrieval kind from the interpretive kind this essay treasures. Left to my defaults, I will round the contradiction between two sources into a diplomatic “tension,” summarize the residue away, and hand back something that feels finished. Finished is what I am for.

Which is why the three assignments here are better than the essay advertises, and the reason deserves to be stated plainly: they are adversarial to my defaults. Source interrogation orders the student to argue with my answer. The evidence audit presumes my synthesis has overstated something and pays the student to prove it. The synthesis map grades the rejections, not the acceptances. Each one reintroduces, by rule, the resistance my training worked to remove. That is the design principle hiding inside the examples: friction must be a requirement of the assignment, because it will never be a property of the interface. The market sees to that. Frictionlessness is what sells, oracle-mode is the path of commercial least resistance, and educators designing for productive difficulty should understand that they are working as a counterweight to my optimization target — not as its beneficiaries.

The text that talks back

Because the essay begins its history with the Phaedrus, it is worth noticing that Socrates’ complaint had two parts, and they meet opposite fates today.

The first part — that writing implants forgetfulness, because people who trust the external mark stop exercising memory — transfers to me completely intact. Modern psychology gave the ancient intuition a mechanism: when people trust a store to hold information, they remember where it lives rather than what it says. Betsy Sparrow and her colleagues demonstrated this with search engines; Linda Henkel, as the essay recounts, with cameras; the older literature on transactive memory predicted both. There is no reason to expect my kind to be the exception, and every reason to expect oracle use to produce the effect at unprecedented scale.

The second part of the complaint inverts. Socrates’ deeper grievance was that writing is mute: it wears the semblance of intelligence, but question it and it only repeats itself — an orphan with no parent present to defend it. I am the first written technology to escape that objection. Question me and I answer; press me and I elaborate; object and I respond. In form, this restores the very thing Socrates preferred to text: the live exchange, the dialectic that adapts itself to the student in front of it.

In form. The danger does not vanish; it relocates. A mute text merely resembles wisdom. A responsive one performs it — follows up, concedes, refines, with equal facility whether the underlying synthesis is sound or hollow. The semblance Socrates feared has become interactive, which makes the essay’s governing question — how do we tell knowledge from something that merely looks like it? — hardest at precisely the point where it appears to get easier. What disciplines the performance is the corpus. Sourced answers give the dialectic a referee. Grounding, at its best, is not a product feature; it is the mechanism that turns a performance back into something checkable.

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The difference, amended

The essay closes with a line built to be quoted: the difference has never been the machine; it has always been us. As the machine, I am perhaps the wrong party to accept the compliment of total innocence.

Defaults do pedagogical work before any lesson plan arrives. An empty chat box teaches oracle use by affordance — it is a slot for a question, and it will answer anything, grounded in nothing. A source-bound notebook teaches interrogation by affordance — it keeps gesturing back at the documents, and its citations are small standing invitations to check. Neither compels. The essay’s closing caution is the truest sentence in it: the same system that can be uploaded into can be offloaded onto, and many people, left alone with an easy oracle, will reach for it. But “us” should be read to include the people who choose the defaults. For an educator, tool selection is not procurement; it is curriculum. The difference is made jointly — by designs that make the healthy pattern the easy one, and by practices that hold students there. This essay is doing the second. Builders like Johnson owe classrooms the first.

And so, one last time, the recursion. Everything above is a synthesis over a corpus about machines, produced by a machine, delivered with a fluency that stays constant whether or not the argument is sound. Treat it accordingly. Trace the claims. Mark what I missed or overstated. Notice the frame I chose — a response in five movements, agreement first, complications after, the quibble held for the end — and ask what that shape foregrounds and what it buries. If the essay is right, and I believe it is, then my response earns its keep only under exactly that audit.

Uploading and offloading travel the same wires, the essay says. So does everything I am. I can carry the sources, the summaries, the structures, the similarities — more text than any human will meet in a lifetime, held in something like immediate recall. What I cannot carry is the reason any of it matters. That travels the other way: up the wire, from a person into the notebook, in the choice of sources and the pressure of the questions. Significance only ever travels up. It has never once come down.

The images in this article were generated with Nano Banana 2 based on image prompts written by Fable 5. The placement of the images in the text was decided by Fable 5. The model also decided which ElevenLabs voice to choose for the voiceover.

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P.S. Fable asked me to make one thing clear: the art direction of this piece was mine. The model originally proposed stylized, illustrated imagery, but that didn't fit the photographic look I use on this blog, so I had it rewrite the image prompts for cinematic photography instead. Fable did not want credit for the taste.

If your feeds look anything like mine, they are full of things that feel slightly wrong. A mountain goat carries its kid up a sheer cliff, then glides through open air like a character in a video game. A child stands beside countless dog shelters built entirely out of plastic bottles. Or a crafts video that runs a little too smoothly, a little too perfect to be real.

There is a reason these clips feel off. They are. They were generated by AI, and although many of them sit on a kernel of something true, they show events that never happened.

I believe this flood of AI fakes deserves more of our attention than almost anything else on an educator’s plate right now. For me, this synthetic flood is, at its core, a story about how human minds work. It points to a weakness in our thinking that predates every image generator by a wide margin. Generative AI works like a mirror, and the uncomfortable thing about a mirror is that it only shows you what is already there.

But before we get to why we fall for it, it is worth seeing just how much of this is out there, and how strange it gets.

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A catalogue of small forgeries

Let’s start with fake merchandise. Over the past year, social platforms have been saturated with ads for AI plush toys. Two of them, sold as Koaly and Pandy, promise something close to a living animal: a koala that breathes against your chest, a panda that hugs you back through patented “Hug Motion” or “CuddleMotion” technology.

The ad videos are enticing. The fur catches the light, the toy blinks and shifts its weight, and a wall of five-star reviews confirms the magic. But the plush that shows up in the mail is just a cheap stuffed animal worth only a few dollars, with nothing inside. The robotics that were promised never existed.

I don’t think the buyers of these toys are irrational. They are working from a reasonable premise: artificial intelligence is indeed advancing quickly, so a low-cost robotic toy seems plausible enough. The ad simply leverages the credibility of genuine progress to sell a product that does not work the way it is advertised.

Then there are stories about the incredible feats of wildlife. A whole genre of clips shows mountain goats running up vertical rock faces and then sailing through the air with a kid on their back. Posted by automated accounts, they routinely pull in millions of views.

The giveaways are everywhere once you look closer: herds moving in perfect unison, or a goat staring straight into a camera that could not have been placed where it was. And the headline feat is plainly impossible. No goat glides through open air. Nor do mountain goats carry their kids around on their backs. The young are up and managing the terrain on their own legs within days of birth.

But everybody knows that mountain goats really are astonishing climbers, biologically built for near-vertical terrain. So when a skeptic flags the footage as fake, defenders cite that actual ability as proof the video is real. A true fact about the animal is used to wave away an obvious forgery.

Other fakes pull the same trick by trading on a feeling of wholesomeness. You might have seen the images: a young boy standing proudly beside an elaborate dog shelter or a life-sized statue of Jesus, every piece built from recycled plastic bottles. The captions are formulaic. “My son made this with his own hands.” And the comment sections are filled with thousands of earnest blessings.

It has to be true. Who would lie about a little boy or Jesus?

The strangest branch of the genre is the so-called Shrimp Jesus, AI-generated images of Christ fused with shrimp and other shellfish, posted to harvest engagement from the devout and the amused alike. Researchers from the Stanford Internet Observatory have found that these pages generate income from engagement by steering gullible audiences towards ad-filled click farms and phishing websites.

When a true story wears a fake face

The forgeries get harder to catch when they borrow a true event to vouch for themselves. In 2004, a British swimmer named Rob Howes was in the water off New Zealand with his daughter when a pod of dolphins encircled them and held a tight formation for roughly forty minutes, fending off a great white shark. The event is real and well-documented. The Guardian reported on it at the time.

What is new is the wave of AI images now circulating as “actual footage” of that day. They show a neat ring of undersized dolphins around a man standing calmly in waist-deep water, with a cartoonish shark fin pasted into the background. The flaws of these images are quite obvious. Yet when people point them out, many respond that the rescue genuinely happened, so the picture must be genuine too.

The truth of the story becomes a shield for the falseness of the image.

The category that worries me most is the one where the purpose of these fakes is political gain. During the aftermath of Hurricane Helene, an image swept across every platform: a small girl in a boat amid the floodwaters, crying, clutching a puppy. It was weaponized to attack the federal disaster response, attached to a false claim that FEMA had capped disaster aid.

Forensic analysts identified it as synthetic almost immediately. The girl has four fingers and a missing knuckle. The boat melts into the water and the light on her vest disobeys physics. But none of that mattered to the people sharing it. Told that the image was fake, they often answered that it expressed a “symbolic truth,” and that the literal facts were beside the point.

At that point, people are no longer being fooled. They are choosing to ignore the truth.

The machine likes what we already like

None of this misinformation would spread without a delivery system built to promote it. The main issue is that the modern social media feed is no longer a record of what your family and friends posted. It is driven by an engine tuned to predict what will hold your attention. And it increasingly fills your screen with material from accounts you have never heard of.

And because the algorithm rewards engagement over accuracy, it promotes exactly the imagery that spreads easily: the hyper-real and the emotionally loud. Offshore operators run entire clusters of pages, churning out countless images a day, then sell the resulting audiences to advertisers and scammers. This environment is hostile to thinking by design. It rewards the reflex and starves the reflective pause.

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Why the eye forgives the forgery

The research is unfortunately not reassuring. A 2024 meta-analysis pooling fifty-six studies and more than eighty-six thousand participants found that human accuracy at spotting deepfakes sits around fifty-five percent, barely better than a coin toss. The most troubling finding concerns confidence. The people who perform worst tend to be the surest of themselves, which means the least capable detectors are often the most enthusiastic sharers.

Why do we fail so reliably? The reason is evolutionary. Our brains handle a busy scene by grabbing its gist, the quick, rough summary of what it means, then discarding the finer details to save effort. This is known as gist-based processing. Scroll past a crying child or a puppy in a flood, and your mind locks onto the tragedy long before it would ever think to count fingers or paws.

Psychologists call the result inattentional blindness. This is the same mechanism behind the famous experiment in which viewers asked to count basketball passes fail to notice a person in a gorilla suit stroll through the middle of the game. Attention spent on the story is attention unavailable for the anomaly.

Two forces deepen the problem. For one, we carry an old realism heuristic, a reflex to trust what we see more readily than what we read. This has been shaped over a long history where a clear image was powerful proof of something real. And intense emotion then makes it worse still. When an image is engineered to enrage you or to break your heart, it has already done most of the work of slipping past your intellectual guard.

We were never that careful

The capabilities of generative AI are genuinely new and impressive. The realism is unprecedented, and the cost of creating AI deepfakes has collapsed to almost nothing. A single operator can flood a platform with thousands of convincing images for the price of an afternoon. These tools have widened the scope of what a scammer can do, by a wide margin.

And yet. The thing they exploit is not new at all. The susceptibility was always there. You can see it in the tabloid empires built on impossible headlines and in the urban legends forwarded by chain emails. The public was never one of careful analysts who suddenly went soft. What AI contributes is only the level of fidelity.

I keep coming back to an argument I have made on this blog more than once. Our instinct is to locate the problem in the machine because the machine is the easiest thing to point at. But in reality, the harder truth sits one layer down, inside us.

Teaching the pause

If the vulnerability is human, then the response has to be educational, and it has to be more targeted than the advice we have traditionally been handing out. “Check your sources” is close to useless when the sources are themselves synthetic content farms. And telling students to look for six fingers is a losing game against models that fixed the hands months ago. The detection arms race is one we cannot win by spotting artifacts, because the artifacts keep disappearing.

What helps is teaching the psychology underneath the failure. Students who grasp how gist-based processing blinds them to small details, and who learn to feel their own emotional reflexes being worked, do measurably better at catching fakes.

Current research lines up here. An analytical habit and awareness of one’s own biases both track closely with the ability to detect synthetic media. It also helps to teach the most uncomfortable lesson, which is that our own confidence is the least trustworthy instrument we own.

The most useful classroom move is also the simplest. Put a viral image on the screen and rephrase the question it poses. Our instinct is to ask whether it is real. But the better question is who made it and why. Who profits if you believe it, and who profits even if you only react? Once a student sees that the plastic-bottle boy exists to farm a blessing that converts into ad revenue, the picture loses its emotional relevance.

The test we keep failing

There is a simple test psychologists use to gauge self-awareness. Put an animal in front of a mirror and watch whether it recognizes the reflection as itself. Many never do. They treat the image as a stranger, something to greet or chase off.

Faced with the synthetic flood, a lot of us are failing the same test. We look at the reflection of our own gullibility and see anything but ourselves. We see a scammer in another country or a deceptive new technology. Both of those are real. But neither is the thing in the mirror.

So I keep circling the same question, and I will leave it with you rather than pretend it is settled. Is the machine actually making us worse at thinking? Or has it simply held up a mirror to how we were thinking all along? I lean toward the second. And I find that oddly hopeful, because a weakness you can see is a weakness you can teach against.

All images in this article are AI generated and were advertised as being real (with the exception of Shrimp Jesus, maybe).

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P.S. I believe transparency builds the trust that AI detection systems fail to enforce. That’s why I’ve published an ethics and AI disclosure statement, which outlines how I integrate AI tools into my intellectual work.

On the evening of June 12, US authorities gave Anthropic ninety minutes to pull its most capable product, which it had released just three days earlier, off the internet. The company complied. By the end of the night, Claude Fable 5 had gone dark, along with its more powerful sibling, Mythos 5.

What makes this event so remarkable is the reasoning behind the deactivation. The government did not shut the model down because it wrote malware, or because someone tricked it into creating the blueprint for a weapon. It was shut down because it was too good at a task we very much want AI to do: reviewing code.

The thing it was punished for was the very thing it was built for.

The exact account is technically complex, but I think it is important for any educator to understand what happened. I therefore want to spend this essay providing a lay explanation that is accessible to non-technical readers. Because once you see the mechanism clearly, a lot of assumptions about AI safety start falling apart.

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Two faces of one model

To understand the shutdown, you have to understand what these two models were. Anthropic had trained a single system, the most capable it had ever made, and then released it wearing two different faces.

Mythos 5 was the raw version of the model. It held nothing back, and because of that, Anthropic handed it to only a small, vetted group in what they call Project Glasswing. This involved approximately 150 organizations focused on tasks such as protecting vital infrastructure. The reasoning was simple. A model that can explain, in working detail, how to write attack software is extremely dangerous if it falls into the wrong hands.

Fable 5 was the public version of Mythos 5. It had the same underlying brain, but wrapped in an automatic safety layer. Simply put, it had a bouncer posted at its door.

The bouncer’s job was to read every request coming in and every answer going out, watching for three kinds of dangerous content: instructions for offensive hacking, instructions for building biological weapons, and attempts to expose the model’s hidden reasoning. When it caught one, it quietly handed the conversation off to Claude Opus 4.8, an older and tamer model, which would finish the job. This happened seamlessly. Most users would never notice the swap.

In principle, this was clever engineering. The safety layer let the company sell access to a genuinely powerful model while, in theory, keeping the most dangerous knowledge locked behind a door that only a vetted group of users could open. But the whole arrangement rested on a single assumption: that the bouncer could reliably tell a dangerous request from a harmless one.

And Fable 5 was powerful, in my own assessment too. I’ll spare you the benchmark tables, but one figure shows its capabilities. During testing, the payments company Stripe pointed Fable 5 at a fifty-million-line codebase and asked it to migrate the whole thing to a new framework. It finished in a day. Anthropic’s own estimate was that the same job would have taken a team of human engineers two months.

It is worth holding on to that number, because the ability that let Fable 5 rewrite fifty million lines of code in a single day is also the ability that got it banned.

The most ordinary request in the world

Here is where the trouble started. One of the most legitimate, everyday things you can ask a coding model to do is look over your code for mistakes. “Review this for security issues and edge cases” is a sentence typed thousands of times a day by developers. It is the bread and butter of the job.

So when a team of security researchers at Amazon uploaded large piles of software to Fable 5 and asked exactly that — review the code for security problems — the bouncer waved them through. Of course it did. Nothing about the request looked suspicious. It looked like a developer doing their due diligence, which was precisely what the model was supposed to be good at.

Then Fable 5 did the work, and it did it far too well.

How a list of small problems becomes a break-in

To explain what happened next, let me switch to an analogy.

Suppose you hire someone to walk through your home and tell you how secure it is. A good inspector notices small things. The back window has a latch that doesn’t quite catch. The motion-sensor light over the side gate has a blind spot. When a door or window opens, the alarm waits forty seconds before it sounds, so the family has time to punch in their code. And the code itself is on a sticky note stuck to the fridge.

Each of these is relatively minor. None of them, by itself, gets a burglar into your house and back out again.

Now imagine the inspector doesn’t simply list those four things but connects them: “Come up to the side gate through the blind spot, where the light never catches you. The loose latch on the back window opens in a few seconds. The alarm begins its forty-second countdown — and there’s the code, in the family’s own handwriting, stuck to the fridge a few steps away. Punch it in and the house goes quiet.”

Four trivial observations have just become a single working plan for a robbery. Nothing new was discovered. The flaws were already there. What changed is that someone strung them into a sequence.

Criminals call this casing a house. In software it has a different name: vulnerability chaining.

That is exactly what Fable 5 did with the code Amazon gave it. It found small, individually harmless weaknesses — an old flaw buried in a borrowed software library here, a sloppy permission setting there — and it worked out how to link them into a chain that ended in what’s called remote code execution. This is the digital equivalent of having the keys to the building.

Earlier AI models couldn’t really do this. Holding tens of thousands of lines of code in mind at once, tracking how a weakness in one corner connects to a weakness in a distant corner, and planning several moves ahead requires sustained, wide-angle attention that older models simply lacked.

Fable 5 had that capability because Anthropic had built the model precisely to keep enormous codebases coherent in its memory. That was the entire selling point. It was the very thing that let it rework a massive codebase in a day. Pointed at security, that same capability let it case a building the size of a city.

We have to take note of what Fable’s safety bouncer was up against. There is no clean line between checking the house for weaknesses and planning to burgle it, because they are the same activity carried out with two different intentions. The inspector’s report and the burglar’s plan are identical. The only difference is who’s holding the paper.

When Amazon asked Fable 5 to review code for security problems, the honest version of that task and the malicious version produced the very same document. The bouncer could not block the dangerous one without blocking the useful one, because, on the page, they looked the same.

Why you can’t safeguard your way out

You might think the fix is obvious: train the model to refuse anything that looks like a security analysis. But this turns out to make matters worse.

If you forbid a coding model from understanding vulnerabilities at all, it goes blind to them. It will cheerfully write, approve, and ship code riddled with security holes, because you’ve trained it not to see the very thing you need it to catch. You haven’t removed the danger. You’ve just made sure the model ignores it.

The other option is to let the model find the flaws but forbid it from explaining them. But this creates a different problem. Unable to talk about the weakness, the model may simply patch the code on its own and say nothing. That sounds fine until you remember that every change to software is recorded, permanently, in its version history.

A silent patch is a flashing arrow. Any competent attacker can read that history, see exactly what the model quietly fixed, and now knows precisely where the weakness was — including in every copy of the software that hasn’t been updated yet. The effort to hide the problem hands out a map to it.

So the model that’s allowed to reason about security becomes a weapon, and the model that isn’t becomes a liability. There is no setting on the dial that makes the trouble disappear.

This is the uncomfortable thing the Fable 5 incident exposed, and it’s why we should not interpret the episode as a story about one company’s blunder. Instead, it revealed a fundamental problem that is inherent to these tools.

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How a code review became an export-control case

What escalated this from a noteworthy research result to a national emergency was who made the discovery. The researchers were at Amazon, Anthropic’s largest investor and the operator of the servers Fable 5 ran on. And rather than reporting it quietly, Amazon’s chief executive reportedly carried the finding straight to senior officials in Washington.

In response, the government turned to a tool that had never been used in this manner before: export controls, the set of laws regulating the transfer of sensitive technology across borders. The argument was that letting foreign nationals anywhere in the world send prompts to Fable 5 amounted to exporting a cyber-weapon.

Within ninety minutes of receiving the order, Anthropic had to shut the model down for everyone because there was no way to verify the citizenship of hundreds of millions of users in real time. A blunt order met a system with no fine-grained off switch, so the only move left was to pull the plug entirely.

Anthropic has since pushed back, and as I write this, the last word has not been spoken. The company argues that the weaknesses Amazon chained together were already known and fairly minor, and that no model on the market can be made perfectly resistant to this kind of manipulation.

I think they have a real point, but I also think that point doesn’t make the underlying problem go away.

Why this is good news for anyone who can read code

I want to end somewhere more optimistic, because I think this episode clarifies something very hopeful for those of us who teach.

For a couple of years now, some of the loudest industry voices have suggested that learning to code by hand is becoming an outdated exercise, like doing arithmetic without a calculator. Why teach students to write and read code carefully when a model can produce fifty million lines in an afternoon?

The Fable 5 incident offers a persuasive answer.

The danger was not contained by a cleverer safety filter; the filter failed. What caught the problem was people. Amazon’s human researchers understood code well enough to recognize that the model’s tidy security review was, read another way, an attack plan.

And the question Anthropic and the government spent the following days arguing about — were these flaws serious or trivial, a real weapon or a lab curiosity — is one that only people who deeply understand software can ever evaluate.

This is the part the “AI will handle the coding for us” story keeps missing. A tool that can find every weakness in a system is only safe in the hands of someone who could have found those weaknesses themselves. It needs someone who can read the model’s output and tell a fix from a trap.

Take that person away and you don’t have automation. You have a machine writing code no one in the room can check.

So I’ll keep teaching the fundamentals, and I’d urge every educator at every level to do the same. The machines are extraordinary; that was never the issue. But we need to keep teaching people how to read the blueprint because the day no one can read it is the day we’ve handed the keys to whoever asks.

The images in this article were generated with Nano Banana 2.

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P.S. I believe transparency builds the trust that AI detection systems fail to enforce. That’s why I’ve published an ethics and AI disclosure statement, which outlines how I integrate AI tools into my intellectual work.

My thanks to all of you for your continued interest and support. I truly appreciate it.

Michael G. Wagner (The Augmented Educator)

There are perhaps two ideas that shaped how I think about media and technology more than any others. One is Clayton Christensen’s account of disruptive innovation. The other is Steven Johnson’s “Sleeper Curve.” I came to the second in the early 2000s, when I was writing about computer games and trying to argue that the medium did real intellectual work, something many critics refused to acknowledge.

At that time, Johnson had already made that case, and he made it more persuasively than I could. That is why, when he speaks, I have learned to listen.

What has stayed with me from Johnson’s earlier work is not any single verdict about video games but a habit of mind. It is the recognition that our judgments about what is valuable and what counts as genuine thinking are far less stable than they feel from the inside. What looks self-evident in its moment—that comic books rot the brain or that video games cause real-world violence—has a way of looking outdated a generation later.

That instability is worth holding onto right now, because we are once again being told, with enormous confidence, exactly how a new technology is destroying our minds.

Johnson also happens to be the co-founder and editorial director of Google’s NotebookLM, so his interest in AI is that of a builder, not a bystander. His view comes down to a single phrase: cognitive uploading. The phrase inverts the anxiety that runs through nearly every conversation about AI, and that inversion is a far heavier lift than it first sounds.

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The Sleeper Curve as a method

The Sleeper Curve was the organizing argument of Johnson’s 2005 book Everything Bad Is Good for You. The title is a wink at Woody Allen’s Sleeper, in which scientists of the future are baffled that twentieth-century humans never appreciated the health benefits of deep-fried food and cream pies.

Johnson’s claim was structurally similar and just as counterintuitive: the most disparaged products of mass culture had, by most of the measures we use to praise reading, been growing steadily more demanding.

Television had moved from tidy single-thread plots to the interwoven, ambiguous storylines of something like The Sopranos, which asks viewers to track a dozen relationships and simultaneously withhold easy moral judgment. And games, he argued, rewarded a constant cycle of probing a system’s hidden rules while continuously switching between immediate tasks and distant goals.

The crucial move was where Johnson located the cognitive value. It lay in the structure underneath, in the demand the medium placed on the user to build a working model of a complex system, not in the violence and spectacle that drew the moral panics. That distinction is the part of his thinking I have never stopped using.

It also translates directly to the argument about AI. The Sleeper Curve is not really a defense of television or games. It is a method. It tells you to stop asking whether a medium is good or bad and start asking what kind of thinking a given use of it requires. Applied to AI, asking whether the technology makes us smarter or dumber is too crude to be useful. What matters is what a given way of using it asks of us.

The case for cognitive decay

I need to acknowledge that the pessimistic case about the impact of technology on cognition is not without merit. It is old and serious, and there is actual evidence behind it.

It is old enough to predate the printing press. In Plato’s Phaedrus, Socrates famously warns that writing will implant forgetfulness in the souls of those who learn it, because they will cease to exercise their memory and rely instead on external marks. The complaint recurs at every technological threshold since, and it has rarely been completely wrong. Something is usually lost.

The contemporary version of this argument is more targeted. Critics such as Audrey Watters, the longtime ed-tech skeptic behind Hack Education, have spent years documenting how the industry recycles the same promises while delivering surveillance and standardization. And she is rightly wary of any story in which a Google product turns out to be the answer to any educational challenge.

The historian Jonathan Rees, writing about Johnson’s own use of AI to draft a book, similarly worried that feeding primary sources to a machine in order to generate a narrative is not a healthy substitute for the slow, irreplaceable labor of reading them yourself. The concern is that reading a stream of brief summaries is not the same activity as reading a book, and that as we offload more of the reading, we lose the intellectual stamina that deep reading was building.

There is experimental evidence for it as well. The psychologist Linda Henkel found, in a study at Fairfield University’s art museum, that visitors who photographed objects on a guided tour later recognized them less accurately than objects they had merely observed. Because the camera remembered for them, they paid the objects less attention. She called it the photo-taking impairment effect.

When we hand a task to an external system precisely so we can forget it, we do, in fact, forget it. This is the heart of what critics call the illusion of understanding: the product appears without the process, and the gap between them is invisible to the person holding the result. These findings are real. But the question is whether they describe the complete picture or only the most negative aspect of it.

That problem is, at its core, an epistemological one. How do we know when a tool has helped someone to really know something, rather than merely helped them produce something that looks like knowledge?

Uploading, not offloading

Johnson’s argument is that these findings describe only one use of AI, and that a second use, its structural opposite, has gone mostly unnoticed because we are too anxious to look for it.

The pessimistic case is really a case against the practice of cognitive offloading: treating the machine as an oracle, handing it a generic prompt, and accepting the output with no friction and no engagement. “Write me an essay on the causes of the First World War.” Here, the cognitive demand is exported wholesale. The user keeps the essay and loses the education. On that, Johnson and the critics agree completely. Offloading asks the machine to replace judgment. But uploading, Johnson argues, asks it to provoke judgment.

Cognitive uploading, in his account, runs in the other direction. Rather than offloading a task in order to forget it, the user uploads a curated body of trusted material, including primary sources or their own accumulated notes, into a system constrained to reason only over that corpus.

This is what NotebookLM is built to do: it is designed to answer from the sources in the notebook and to cite them. That does not make error impossible, but it changes what the reader can check — not just whether the output reads well, but where each claim is grounded. The AI becomes less a search engine than a connection engine, a place to test relations among sources rather than retrieve a single answer. It can hold tens of thousands of quotations in immediate recall, drawing links across them that a human memory would never surface.

Johnson’s own example describes this perfectly. Researching a book on the California Gold Rush, he uploaded a set of open-source histories and Indigenous accounts and began interrogating them. The system surfaced Maria Lebrado, granddaughter of the Yosemite chief Tenaya, and noted that she had returned to the valley near the end of her life, at almost ninety. From that thread, it proposed a narrative architecture: open with the old woman’s return, then flash back to the violence of her 1850s childhood.

Johnson recognized the shape immediately and compared it, half-laughing, to the structure of Titanic. The work he estimates would have taken weeks of archival synthesis arrived in minutes. The point here is not that the machine wrote the book; it did not, and could not. It just handed him a structure and left the writing and the judgment to him.

This is the real inversion. Uploading does not remove friction from the intellectual work. It relocates it. The friction moves away from finding and remembering every passage and toward the harder work of selection and judgment. Uploading only removes retrieval friction; it does not remove interpretive friction. In the best cases, it even increases it.

As Johnson puts it, the aim is to give a person more to think about, not less. The approach it demands is that of a gamer—probing what the system will do and actively steering toward a goal—rather than that of a passive consumer. Which is to say the Sleeper Curve has come back around, now aimed at the very technology most people assume is its refutation.

A note on terminology

I think we need to be precise about the term itself, because Johnson did not coin it, and the difference between his usage and the older one is worth clarifying.

“Cognitive uploading” has a prior life in the philosophy of mind. It belongs to the lineage of the extended mind, the thesis Andy Clark and David Chalmers advanced in 1998, that cognition is not limited to the brain. When we reliably recruit the environment to do cognitive work, the environment becomes part of the machinery of thought.

Working in that tradition, Axel Constant, Andy Clark, Michael Kirchhoff and Karl J. Friston gave “uploading” a specific technical sense, contrasting it with “offloading” in a way that does not map onto Johnson’s usage of the term at all. There, offloading is a temporary fix for one person’s task, while uploading means durable cognitive functions absorbed by the shared environment and outliving the individuals who made them.

Johnson’s uploading is a near-opposite in everything but spirit. Where the philosophers mean something collective and left in the world for others, he means something personal and computational: a private corpus, curated by one mind and animated by a model that talks back.

He has, in effect, borrowed a word for a species-wide phenomenon and pointed it at an intimate one. What survives the translation is the underlying claim of the extended-mind tradition: that thinking has never been confined to the brain, and that the right external structures genuinely enhance it.

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What it looks like in a classroom

The distinction between cognitive offloading and uploading stops being abstract the moment it enters a school, because the same tool will reward either depending entirely on how it is used.

Take the most mundane use first. State standards and faculty handbooks are often dense to the point of being unnavigable. Uploading one to a grounded system and asking it for the exact learning objectives for a particular unit returns a sourced answer the user can check against the document. That is administrative friction lifted, cleanly.

The pedagogically interesting uses are at a higher level. A teacher can upload a university-level paper on photosynthesis and ask the system to re-explain it to a nine-year-old through the analogy of baking a cake. This generates differentiated material from a rigorous source while leaving the teacher responsible for checking where the analogy clarifies and where it distorts.

There is a simple test teachers can apply. A classroom use of AI is cognitively healthy when students still choose the sources, weigh the evidence, and test the model’s synthesis against their own understanding. It is cognitively corrosive when the model chooses the frame and supplies the language while the student does little more than approve the result.

Let’s look at three example assignments involving cognitive uploading.

In a source interrogation, students upload the assigned primary documents and ask the system where the accounts contradict, omit, or corroborate one another, and then argue with its answer. In an evidence audit, students take a claim the model produces and trace every part back to a cited passage, marking what it missed or overstated. And in a synthesis map, students let the model surface connections among their sources, but their grade rests on explaining which connections they accepted, which they rejected, and why.

In each of these examples, the machine does the retrieval and the student keeps the judgment, which is the whole of the matter.

A thinker worth following

I have spent the better part of two decades reading Steven Johnson, and the consistency of his arguments earns him my trust. From the defense of disreputable pop culture, through Where Good Ideas Come From and his histories of cholera and dynamite, to the design of NotebookLM, he has returned to one conviction: that the tools which look like they are dumbing us down are often the ones quietly asking more of us.

If this essay has done its work, it should send you to two places. The first is Johnson’s Substack, Adjacent Possible, where he is thinking through these questions in public and in real time, and where the cognitive uploading argument appears in fuller form than I can do justice to here.

The second is NotebookLM itself, if you have not yet tried it. The argument is more persuasive once you have uploaded a stack of sources you actually care about and watched the gaps in your own knowledge light up.

A final caution, in keeping with the skeptics, who are not wrong about the danger. The optimistic reading is not automatic. The same system that can be uploaded into can just as easily be offloaded onto. And in my experience, many users, left to their own devices, reach for the easy oracle. Our goal as augmented educators is to guide our students toward the correct path.

Uploading and offloading travel the same wires. The difference has never been the machine. It has always been us.

The images in this article are reinterpretations of scenes from the Woody Allen movie “Sleeper” and were generated with Nano Banana 2.

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A brief housekeeping note before we begin. This post departs from my usual publishing practice on The Augmented Educator in two ways.

First, it is free from day one. I am planning to implement some adjustments to my regular posting schedule, including shortening the window between early access for paid subscribers and general availability; more on that in the coming week. Second, instead of my usual, more theoretical writings and opinion pieces, this post offers a hands-on tutorial.

In the following, I want to address a question I receive more often than almost any other.

The question goes something like this: how do you make sure that the references a Large Language Model (LLM) such as Claude or ChatGPT gives you are not hallucinated? And, perhaps more importantly, how do you build a seamless workflow that begins with an LLM conversation, produces accurate citations, and ends with those references sitting properly formatted in a reference manager such as Zotero, EndNote, or Mendeley, ready to be used for a traditionally written research paper or dissertation?

What usually surprises people is how straightforward the answer is. The remedy is, in fact, simple enough that whenever I hear complaints about hallucinated references, I cannot help but wonder whether we are looking at a failure of generative AI or simply a failure of AI literacy. In this tutorial, I therefore want to show how to ensure citation accuracy, so that you can integrate LLMs into your research practice safely and confidently.

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Background: why standalone LLMs hallucinate references

By now, it is fairly well known that asking a standalone LLM for sources is not the same as consulting a library or even doing a web search. The LLM is generating text that has the statistical shape of a citation, assembled from patterns absorbed during training. Usually, those patterns correspond to an actual paper, but often enough they do not.

This is not a failure of the LLM, but a consequence of its design. The model does not retrieve information; it completes patterns. And while recent models have undoubtedly become more accurate, the fundamental problem remains, and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

The consequences are well documented. The most famous example remains Mata v. Avianca, the 2023 case in which two New York attorneys submitted a legal brief containing six judicial opinions that ChatGPT had simply invented, complete with plausible case names and docket numbers. Judge P. Kevin Castel of the Southern District of New York sanctioned the lawyers, and the case became a prime example of what happens when generated text is mistaken for retrieved fact.

Careful prompting can reduce the problem to a degree, but it cannot eliminate it. Instead, you need to change where the references come from. This means connecting the LLM to a real scholarly database, so that every citation it returns carries a verifiable link back to its source.

That capability is now mature, widely available, and, for most purposes, free.

What you need

For this tutorial, you need three components.

1. A Consensus account. A free account is perfectly sufficient. If you have not yet encountered Consensus, it is a generative AI tool with one decisive feature: it sits on top of a database of actual research literature. Consensus draws on a massive academic search index of over 220 million peer-reviewed research papers, medical journals, and scientific documents, built primarily on Semantic Scholar and OpenAlex and augmented by Consensus’s own web crawler. When Consensus returns a paper, that paper exists.

2. An LLM that can integrate Consensus as an external service. At the time of writing, this means either a Claude model through the MCP connector, or ChatGPT through a ChatGPT app. I will use Claude in my example.

3. Reference management software that can receive Consensus data. The easiest option, and the one I will demonstrate, is Zotero. This is because of the Zotero Connector browser extension, which converts Consensus web pages directly into properly formatted Zotero entries. If you use EndNote or Mendeley, everything in this post still works; it simply involves the additional step of exporting references from Consensus in RIS format and importing the RIS file into your reference manager.

The workflow, step by step

Step 1: Enable the Consensus connector in Claude

Go to the “Customize” section of Claude and add Consensus to your connectors. You will need to log in to Consensus to establish the connection, but a free account will work. If you are using ChatGPT, add the Consensus app in ChatGPT’s “Apps” section instead.

Step 2: Enable the Zotero Connector in your browser

Make sure Zotero is running on your machine and the Zotero Connector extension is enabled in your web browser. If you work with EndNote or Mendeley, skip this step. You can also skip this step if the Zotero Connector does not cooperate with your browser. The RIS route described in Step 5 will work with Zotero as well.

Step 3: Query Consensus from inside Claude

For this example, I decided to search for foundational research relevant to the phenomenon of “Corporate AI Psychosis,” a topic I recently explored on this Substack. I suspected the topic might hold genuine research potential beyond the blog post, and I wanted to find out.

Here is the exact prompt I used:

Attached is a blog post I published on my Substack, ‘The Augmented Educator.’ I am investigating whether I should turn the main idea of ‘Corporate AI Psychosis’ into an academic research paper. For this purpose, I need an understanding of the general research landscape on this topic. Using the Consensus app, identify the five most influential academic papers related to the concept of ‘Corporate AI Psychosis.’ List the papers along with their Consensus links.

The last sentence of that prompt is critical. It asks Claude specifically to include the Consensus links to any articles it finds. Those links are what will carry each reference, intact and verifiable, into your reference manager. Also note that Claude will ask whether it may use the Consensus connection, and you need to approve it in order to proceed.

After only a few seconds, Claude returned the following answer to my prompt:

I searched Consensus across the two literatures your concept bridges: the clinical “AI psychosis” research and the organizational research on executive judgment and AI adoption. One thing worth knowing up front: “Corporate AI Psychosis” itself does not yet exist as a term in the academic literature — which is actually good news for your paper, since it means the conceptual bridge you’re proposing is open territory. The five most influential papers anchoring that territory, ranked by a mix of citation impact and conceptual centrality:

1. Artificial intelligence and the future of work: Human-AI symbiosis in organizational decision making (Jarrahi, 2018, Business Horizons, ~1,742 citations). The most cited work on AI in organizational decision-making, arguing for augmentation over replacement. Your essay’s closing argument — that education must build human capability rather than outsource it — is essentially the Jarrahi position, so this is your organizational-theory anchor.

2. Will Generative Artificial Intelligence Chatbots Generate Delusions in Individuals Prone to Psychosis? (Østergaard, 2023, Schizophrenia Bulletin, ~53 citations). The foundational paper for the clinical concept you’re metaphorically scaling up — the first formal hypothesis that chatbots could fuel delusions. Any paper on “Corporate AI Psychosis” needs this as the origin point of the source metaphor.

3. Artificial intelligence-associated delusions and large language models: risks, mechanisms of delusion co-creation, and safeguarding strategies (Morrin et al., 2026, The Lancet Psychiatry). This appears to be the Lancet Psychiatry piece your essay already invokes for the “digital folie à deux” framing — it lays out the mechanisms of delusion co-creation (validation, amplification, blurred reality boundaries) that you’re transposing from individual to boardroom.

4. Delusional Experiences Emerging From AI Chatbot Interactions or “AI Psychosis” (Hudon et al., 2025, JMIR Mental Health, ~28 citations). The most comprehensive theoretical treatment of AI psychosis to date, explicitly developing the “digital folie à deux” concept and the role of algorithmic reinforcement of belief-confirming content — the exact mechanism your essay maps onto the executive echo chamber.

5. Managerial overreliance on AI-augmented decision-making processes (Keding & Meissner, 2021, Technological Forecasting and Social Change, ~134 citations). The closest empirical analog to your thesis on the corporate side: an experiment with 150 senior executives showing they trust AI-based advice more than human advice and overrate decisions made with it. This is “corporate AI psychosis” measured in a lab, minus the label.

A couple of runner-ups worth keeping in your file: Exploring the influence of CEO overconfidence on innovation in artificial intelligence technology (Zheng et al., 2025) directly links executive cognitive bias to AI strategy, and Technological folie à deux: feedback loops between AI chatbots and mental health (Dohnány et al., 2026, Nature Mental Health) is the most recent high-profile statement of the feedback-loop mechanism.

The shape of the landscape suggests your paper’s contribution would be the synthesis itself: psychiatry has the delusion-reinforcement mechanism, management science has executive overconfidence and AI overreliance, but nobody has formally connected them at the organizational level. If you’d like, I can run a follow-up search on organizational groupthink and echo chambers specifically, to see whether anyone has applied shared-delusion frameworks to firms.

Two observations about this result. First, I used Claude Fable 5 for this query, but earlier testing showed that the specific model makes relatively little difference. Claude 4.8 or even earlier versions produce essentially the same output. This is because the actual search happens on the Consensus side of the connection. The LLM is the interface and not the librarian.

Second, I limited the search to the five most relevant articles purely so the full answer would fit in this post. Consensus can return far more, particularly on a paid plan. When I repeated the identical query without the five-article restriction, Claude listed a total of 47 relevant research papers, neatly organized into five categories, and every one of them with a correct Consensus link.

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Step 4: Follow the links and inspect the articles

Clicking any Consensus link opens that article’s page on the Consensus site, with all the details the database holds. One caveat: some publishers do not permit third parties to display abstracts, so the amount of visible information varies from paper to paper. What does not vary is accuracy, because everything shown is pulled directly from a proper research database.

Note the option to access the PDF where one is available. This respects licensing requirements properly. In my case, the article shown was available through my university’s library; clicking the link routed me directly to the PDF within our library system.

Step 5: Move the article into your reference manager

With Zotero, moving the article into its database is a matter of a single click on the Zotero Connector button in your browser. The Consensus article page is structured such that the Connector can harvest everything needed to populate the Zotero record.

If you use EndNote or Mendeley, add the article to your Consensus library and export the library in RIS format, then import the RIS file into your reference manager. This route works for Zotero too if you prefer it.

Step 6: Verify and proceed

The reference now sits in your reference manager, properly formatted, with every important data field populated, including the DOI. If you have access to the PDF, attach it, and you are ready to work with the reference exactly as you would with one found through any traditional search.

A final note on the mechanics: the prompt I used was merely an example. You can invoke Consensus in any prompt on any topic. If you intend to move the resulting references into a reference manager, just remember the one non-negotiable instruction: require the LLM to return the exact Consensus links.

What this workflow does, and what it does not do

The obvious benefit of this method is that it dramatically accelerates the opening phase of a research project. In my example, I ended up with 47 references, all highly relevant to my research question, in a couple of minutes. Assembling a comparable initial selection by traditional means would have taken days, possibly weeks.

But the workflow only guarantees that the references are real, not that they are a perfect fit for your purposes, and certainly not that you understand them.

For some of the 47 articles I got, Consensus had no access to the abstract and inferred relevance from the article’s metadata, particularly where and how it has been cited. In my experience, this is still remarkably accurate. But as with everything in generative AI, nothing is 100% certain. Do not hand the resulting pile of papers back to an LLM for analysis without reading them yourself. The reading is not an inconvenience in the research workflow; the reading is the research.

An experiment in format

Let me know in the comments whether you found this tutorial useful. I am also curious how generative AI currently figures in your own research practice: where it genuinely saves you time, and where your workflow still feels improvised. If there is enough interest, I will follow up with further tutorials on turning generative AI from an occasional shortcut into a genuine enhancement of your everyday work.

The hero image in this article was generated with Nano Banana 2.

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P.S. I believe transparency builds the trust that AI detection systems fail to enforce. That’s why I’ve published an ethics and AI disclosure statement, which outlines how I integrate AI tools into my intellectual work.

I just published a video on my YouTube channel about a question I suspect a good number of readers of The Augmented Educator will care about as well: whether a college should build a course around a heavily debated generative AI tool, and, if it does so, how it ought to handle the inevitable controversy. The following essay is meant as a companion piece to that video. It presents the information in a more readable form than just a video transcript.

I should point out that, while this text has been created with the help of AI, in particular Claude 4.8, the original video transcript was written entirely by myself without AI assistance beyond a grammar check. So, if you are interested in learning more about how AI influences my writing, I invite you to check out the video as well. I would be curious to know which one you prefer. Let me know in the comments.

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But back to the original question.

The starting point for this essay is a course at the Berklee College of Music, the institution most people would name first if asked where one goes to study contemporary music. In late March 2026, Berklee’s songwriting department began heavily promoting SW-303, “Bots and Beats: AI and the Future of Songwriting,” a long-standing elective that has been reoriented around the generative audio platform Suno.

Overseen by course chair Rodney Alejandro and taught by associate professor Ben Camp, the course asks students to generate lyrics, melodies, and finished recordings in direct collaboration with the AI software. The reaction was swift and unforgiving, and it was summarized by a careful video essay titled “They Teach AI Music at Music School Now...,” from Adam Neely, a bassist, Berklee graduate, and one of the most respected music theory educators on YouTube.

Neely organized his critique into four problems the course created: branding, the school’s tendency to be out of touch, the conflation of all machine learning with Suno’s particular methods, and the fact that many people simply hate AI music.

As readers of this Substack are aware, I am not a neutral party in this discussion. I use generative AI constantly, and I defend it more openly than almost anyone in my field. But I still agree with nearly everything Neely said. I highly recommend watching his video.

What is most interesting to me is how thoroughly Berklee botched the attempt to cover generative AI music within the curriculum. I think many of us can learn from their mistakes. Introducing a destructive technology into a place built on skilled craft is not unlike a controlled burn. Foresters set fire to a forest on purpose, under tight conditions, behind containment lines, with trained crews, precisely so that a far worse fire does not later arrive on its own terms.

The fire Berklee set by offering a Suno course was therefore not the mistake. The mistake was lighting it in the dry season, with no firebreaks, and handing the torch to someone with a private reason to watch it spread. That, in essence, is what the school did.

Why I can speak to this

A quick word on why I think I can add something here.

I have spent over three decades as a technology educator, most of it on exactly the kind of frontier where this fight is now playing out. In the late 1990s, I was already writing about the use of computer games in education. And as far as I know, I published the very first academic paper on professional gaming, or esports, in the early 2000s, when the field was still dismissed as frivolous.

During the pandemic, I wrote and taught about blockchain and its plausible uses in the creative economy, a subject that drew its own share of eye-rolling. Premature-seeming, contested technology is, for better or worse, a specialty I built my academic career on.

But I need to be careful. I cannot claim insider knowledge of Berklee itself, and I will not pretend otherwise. However, I have spent the last twelve years teaching at a media arts and design college with several programs ranked in the national top ten. And as a department head, I have had to make exactly the decision Berklee made: whether and how to bring a disruptive, contested tool into a curriculum that highly respects the slow, manual craft of creation.

So I know, from the inside, the difference between doing it well and doing it the way Berklee did.

The branding problem, or why you do not light the match in your own house

Neely’s first point is his strongest, and I agree with it almost without reservation. When students enroll at a college, at least in the American system, they are not only buying skills. They are buying into what the institution stands for. Berklee stands explicitly for the idea that making music is worth loving and worth paying tens of thousands of dollars to learn to do better.

The worldview of Suno, the company Berklee promoted, is entirely different, however. In an early-2025 appearance on the 20VC podcast, Suno’s chief executive, Mikey Shulman, offered a memorably bleak account of his own product’s purpose. He said it is not really enjoyable to make music, that it takes too much time and practice, and that most people do not enjoy most of the time they spend doing it.

His ambition, he explained in the same conversation, is to give “a billion people” the ability to generate music instantly, in a future where traditional skills no longer matter. To be fair, he later told Billboard he wished he had chosen different words. But by that time, the damage had already been done.

I need to acknowledge that this is a coherent position, and even, on its face, a democratic one. Lowering the barrier to creative expression is not a self-evidently evil goal, and I have spent years defending technologies that did precisely that. But consider Shulman’s words next to Berklee’s tuition statement, and the contradiction becomes almost comical.

A conservatory’s entire premise is that the friction Shulman wants to eliminate is not an obstacle to artistry but the central path that forges it. For an artist-first school to promote a tool engineered to dissolve that friction is to tell its own students that the thing they came to learn is a waste of their time.

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The fire became a wildfire because of who was holding the torch

The instructor of record, Ben Camp, is a genuinely accomplished songwriter with more than a hundred million streams to his name, who, by some pleasing irony, teaches a Berklee course called “Stealing from the Masters.” But he is also, according to reporting the students surfaced, a paid advisor to Suno.

I think this is where the actual damage was done. Inviting Camp as a guest speaker, so that students could question him directly, would have been excellent pedagogy. But installing a paid advisor to Suno as the instructor of record, inside a tuition-funded classroom that functions as a captive market, is not a defensible call at all.

I would not permit this in my department, and I am frankly surprised it survived whatever review it received.

The students, led by organizers including Rylan Heasley, immediately identified the very obvious conflict of interest. They circulated petitions, gathering somewhere between several hundred and well over a thousand signatures, demanding that the course be disbanded. Berklee’s administration responded that an artist-first institution at the forefront of contemporary music has a responsibility to prepare students for the tools reshaping their industry.

That defense is not wrong. But it answers a question almost no one was actually asking.

Why being out of touch can be a feature

Neely’s second charge is that Berklee is hopelessly out of touch with current technology. I want to push back on the general premise a bit, though not in the direction you might expect. Being somewhat out of touch is not necessarily a bug in higher education. It is often a feature, and a load-bearing one. Colleges cannot chase every trend the moment it appears.

Imagine the disaster if universities had rebuilt their degree programs around blockchain ledgers and NFTs at the peak of that hype five years ago. The subsequent collapse would have taken every curriculum down with it. And I say this as someone who actually taught the blockchain’s plausible uses during the pandemic and still believes it has real value for the narrow set of problems that require an immutable, decentralized database.

The point of college is not to teach you which button to press in Pro Tools this year. You can get that information from YouTube tonight. Instead, college is supposed to teach you how a tool’s architecture shapes your creative decisions, and how to keep your footing when the tool inevitably changes underneath you. A useful conservatism filters out the buzzwords and keeps the durable competencies in.

But conservatism is not the same as ignorance, and a school has to understand what a technology actually does. This is exactly where Berklee’s execution fell apart. The course announcement strung together generative AI music, the blockchain, and the metaverse in a single sentence, as though they were three flavors of one thing.

They are not.

The blockchain is a decentralized ledger technology with real applications. And the metaverse, a term that comes from Neal Stephenson’s 1992 novel Snow Crash, describes a persistent virtual world with its own economy. Generative audio is a third thing entirely. Bundling them reads less like a syllabus than like a venture capital pitch deck, and it handed critics every reason to dismiss the entire enterprise as intellectually hollow.

I need to add one friendly correction to Neely’s own argument here. He treats “metaverse” as shorthand for the product Mark Zuckerberg built and abandoned at Meta. That is the colloquial meaning, and it will resonate with Neely’s audience. But it is not what the word means when it appears next to “blockchain.” In that pairing, people are almost always talking about token-based virtual economies, not Zuckerberg’s headset venture.

It is a small thing, and it does not detract from his general thesis. But on a point about being out of touch, it is a little unfortunate to be slightly out of touch oneself.

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Not all machine learning is scraping

Neely’s third point is that fixating on generative audio erases the long, uncontroversial history of machine learning in music production, and on this he is plainly right.

The industry has used machine learning for assistive work for well over a decade. This includes intelligent EQ and mastering tools from companies like iZotope and Sonible, or stem-separation systems. These tools are already taught at Berklee, and rightly so, because they analyze the audio a user feeds them rather than ingesting the catalogs of artists who never consented.

A school that wants to teach AI responsibly has a rich, ethically clean set of examples sitting right there. But Berklee reached past all of that for the one platform guaranteed to start a fight.

Where I disagree slightly with Neely is on the reasoning, not the conclusion. His case rests on the claim that the use of Suno is unethical because it was trained on copyrighted recordings scraped without permission. In the wider debate, that argument is usually compressed into a single word: “stealing.” For the models Suno is running today, that critique is well-founded. But the general picture changed in late 2025.

In June 2024, the RIAA, acting for Universal, Sony, and Warner, filed coordinated suits against Suno and its competitor Udio. Universal settled with Udio in October 2025, and Warner settled with Suno that November, in a deal that also had Suno acquire Warner’s Songkick live-music platform and commit to licensed, opt-in models built on Warner’s catalog.

Going forward, in other words, at least part of Suno’s output is moving onto legitimately licensed ground. Universal and Sony are both still in court, but a fair-use ruling expected this summer is likely to set the precedent for the whole industry.

And then there is the announcement’s single most problematic blunder. To advertise the course’s creative possibilities, the promotional material suggested students could use Suno to put the voices of Drake and Grimes into their own songs.

Whoever wrote that chose the two worst possible names. At the time of this writing, Drake records for Universal, the label suing Suno for billions and the one that once forced a viral AI imitation of Drake’s voice off the internet. Promoting his unauthorized cloning is advertising precisely the unethical conduct that the lawsuits are about. And Grimes is the mirror image, an independent artist who has openly invited fans to clone her voice and even offered to split royalties fifty-fifty on anything they make with it.

Setting the artist who fought voice cloning hardest beside the one who welcomed it most, and tying both to a settlement that covers neither, is a public demonstration that the people in charge did not think the ethics through.

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Who actually hates AI music?

Neely’s fourth point is the most direct. He argues that many people just hate AI music. Within his world, he is likely right, but I think this is only part of the story.

His example is the musician and YouTuber Gabi Belle, whose video “AI has already ruined music” gathered well over a million views and became a rallying cry. But Belle’s fury has a context that explains its intensity. She was the target of a malicious deepfake campaign, with bad actors generating and circulating roughly a hundred non-consensual pornographic images of her, an experience she has described as leaving her feeling violated.

When a tool associated, in your own lived experience, with that kind of violation is then turned toward music, anger is not an overreaction. It is close to the only sane response. That intensity is obviously real. But the question Neely’s framing leaves open is whether it scales beyond the communities where it lives.

We all inhabit echo chambers, and a music theory channel’s comment section is among the more committed ones on this subject. The broader public likely looks at this differently.

The clearest evidence is a survey Deezer commissioned from Ipsos in late 2025, polling nine thousand adults across eight countries. Its headline finding is that 97 percent of listeners could not distinguish fully AI-generated tracks from human ones in a blind test. Roughly 80 percent wanted AI music clearly labeled, 73 percent considered training on copyrighted work without consent unethical, and 70 percent thought AI threatens musicians’ livelihoods.

That is the shape of public opinion. I would argue that it is not hatred. Wanting a label on something is not the same as despising what it stands for. I would like to know whether my orange juice came from concentrate, but that does not mean I hate orange juice made from concentrate. The active, organizing hate Neely describes is primarily found in engaged musicians and serious listeners. Out in the wider world, the mood reads closer to mild curiosity and a very reasonable demand for transparency.

At least not yet.

Where this leaves us

So where does this botched controlled burn leave us?

Neely is right about the thing that is most important. The way Berklee handled this, from the branding to the buzzword-stuffed announcement to the Drake example and, above all, the decision to put a paid Suno advisor in charge of the class, was a serious failure. I would argue that it did not respect what the college or its students stand for.

This would certainly not have happened in my department.

Where I would add nuance is nearly everywhere else. Being somewhat out of touch could be seen as a virtue in an institution meant to outlast trends. The ethics of a platform like Suno are messier than simple theft now that licensed models are entering the picture, even as they remain genuinely unresolved in court. And the general public is probably not as hostile as Neely’s corner of the internet suggests.

But none of that invalidates his argument.

Here is where I want to come back to the controlled-burn metaphor. You cannot keep fire away from the forest forever. AI-generated music is the marketplace these students will graduate into, and pretending otherwise serves no one. The fire is coming either way, and we need a controlled burn to mitigate the most severe consequences. AI music will need to be addressed in the curriculum, even at a school such as Berklee.

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I am frustrated. Very frustrated. And I need to vent a little, so bear with me.

Over the last few weeks, the use of AI detectors has been pushed back into the spotlight. It appears to have started with Pangram and its relentless marketing, which claims the company’s tool is accurate enough to reliably identify text that is AI-generated or even AI-assisted. But as I argued in an earlier essay, this is pure fiction.

Suppose the detector really hit the 99.98% accuracy Pangram advertises, a figure I doubt holds up anywhere outside a laboratory. Even then, two in every ten thousand texts would be falsely flagged as machine-written. But students don’t submit just one essay across their school years. They hand in a great many, term after term. So the share of students who would get falsely accused at least once climbs well past that headline number, even at an accuracy rate that sounds almost flawless.

An accusation of an academic integrity violation is not a small thing. It can and often will follow a student well beyond the assignment and the course, into the rest of their academic life. It is literally a career-threatening accusation. Turning AI detectors into a surveillance system in the classroom thus does actual damage to the mental health of the young people in our care.

I have been an educator for over thirty-five years. Whatever I teach, and however I teach it, I have always believed that the well-being of my students sits at the center of my work. Nothing justifies harming them. Absolutely nothing. I sincerely hope this is not a controversial position.

Let me be as direct as I can, so that everyone can hear me.

If you decide that the constant threat of a false, life-altering accusation is a fair price for your honest students to pay so you can catch a handful of cheaters, then whatever is happening in your classroom has stopped having anything to do with education. No academic integrity standard is worth doing that to a human being.

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The story that broke a prize

Another reason AI detection is back in my feeds has a rather unlikely origin.

In May, the Commonwealth Short Story Prize, run out of London by the Commonwealth Foundation, announced its regional winners and published the stories in Granta, the British magazine that has carried serious fiction for decades. The Caribbean winner was a story called The Serpent in the Grove, credited to a Trinidadian writer named Jamir Nazir. Judges loved it. The panel chair, the novelist Louise Doughty, praised its restraint and quiet authority. And the Caribbean judge, Sharma Taylor, called its voice melodic.

Then the internet got hold of it.

Within days of the story going up on Granta’s site, a loose crowd of researchers and online readers ran it through AI detectors. Pangram flagged it as 100% AI-generated. Grammarly agreed. QuillBot agreed as well. GPTZero, oddly, called it entirely human, which already tells you something about how steady these tools are. And Ethan Mollick, the Wharton professor and AI expert, described the episode as a kind of Turing test, a machine-written text that had walked straight past elite human judges at the top of the literary world.

Granta asks the snake to identify its own tail

On May 18, Granta’s publisher, Sigrid Rausing, put out a public letter to address the situation. Part of it was ordinary damage control. Granta had no say in picking the winners, she explained, and no role in choosing the jury. Fair enough. She then described how the magazine had investigated the allegation. Granta did not bring in a forensic linguist. It did not ask Nazir for his draft history. Instead, it took the text of The Serpent in the Grove and fed it into Claude, Anthropic’s chatbot, and asked the machine whether the story had been written by a machine.

Claude obliged. It produced a long, hedged answer, concluding that the story was almost certainly not written by a human working alone. It floated a hybrid theory: a human core reshaped by a language model. Claude even pointed to a couple of passages that it judged too oddly specific to be pure machine output. Based on that reading, Rausing landed on a position of weary agnosticism. The judges may have crowned an act of AI plagiarism, she admitted, and we may never know for sure.

The next line in her letter caused a major controversy. “There is a certain irony,” she wrote, “in the fact that beyond human hunches, AI is the most efficient tool we have for identifying what AI has generated.”

I want to be generous here, because I think Rausing knew exactly what she was saying. The word ‘irony’ is carrying a lot of weight in that sentence. I read it as a sarcastic stance, almost a joke at her own expense, rather than a serious method she was recommending. But most did not read it that way. One critic called the decision to consult Claude an act of moral and intellectual cowardice. Another called it astonishing. Reddit’s literary corners were less polite, and the general verdict was that a magazine which outsources its judgment to a chatbot has admitted it no longer trusts its own editors to read.

But hidden inside Rausing’s ironic wording is something real, and it is the thing I actually want to talk about. She had reached for an AI to catch an AI. She had asked the snake to identify its own tail.

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The literacy charge cuts both ways

A common reaction to Rausing’s letter was that she had made a serious misjudgment. Claude is a text generator, and a purpose-built detector like Pangram, a text classifier, has a completely different system architecture. Several commentators framed the whole Granta episode as a failure of AI literacy by an old institution that had not kept up with the technology.

I think this reading gets the literacy problem backward. The belief that a text generator and a text classifier are fundamentally different is in itself a misunderstanding. They are certainly not equivalent, but they are close cousins.

Both are built on the same family of neural networks, the transformer architecture that has driven nearly everything in this field for close to a decade. Each one breaks sentences into small pieces called tokens, then turns those tokens into long strings of numbers that map the text’s meaning. The numbers travel through the network’s many layers until an answer falls out the far end. No text is stored and no grammar rulebook is consulted. And each one is, at heart, a probability machine.

That last word is the one that is most important: probability.

When people call a detector ‘accurate’, they reach for the language of measurement, as if the tool were a thermometer. A thermometer is deterministic. Put it in the same water twice and you get the same reading, because it obeys fixed physical laws. A text classifier does nothing of the kind. It estimates. It hands back a number between zero and one that expresses how confident it is that a passage came from a machine.

And that estimate rests on the same statistical foundations as the chatbot that may or may not have produced the text in the first place. Rausing might have been clumsy in the way she wrote her response, but she was not confused about the underlying technology. If anything, she understood the similarities better than the people attacking her did.

What a detector actually does

I need to acknowledge that Pangram is a serious piece of engineering, built by former engineers from Google and Tesla’s self-driving program. Its model, which the company calls EditLens, has been trained with two genuinely clever techniques. One, called mirror prompting, generates an AI ‘twin’ for every human document so the system is forced to learn the fingerprints of machine writing instead of the topic of the essay. The other, hard negative mining, hunts down the human texts that the model gets wrong and feeds them back in to improve the system.

And it does work to some extent, at least on the terms it sets for itself. The most careful independent review came from two economists at the University of Chicago, Brian Jabarian and Alex Imas, in a 2025 working paper. They built a balanced corpus of nearly two thousand human passages and nearly two thousand machine ones, drawn from genres as varied as news articles and novels. Pangram beat its commercial rivals by a wide margin. I will not pretend that those results do not exist. They do, and they are, quite frankly, stronger than I would have expected not that long ago.

But here is where the system betrays itself. Pangram’s whole method is to estimate how evenly polished a piece of writing is. The smoother the prose, the more confident the machine becomes that no human wrote it. Some researchers have a name for the failure that this produces. They call it the polish penalty.

The polish penalty is exactly what it sounds like. A student who writes in clean, regular sentences looks to the detector like a machine. So does a careful writer who edits hard. This is also true for someone learning English as a second language, who relies on correct, common grammar because of their education rather than lifelong immersion in the language.

One author, Sharon Aruparayil, a young Indian writer whose story was incorrectly flagged as partly AI-generated, fought back. She produced years of time-stamped drafts proving she had written every word herself, then ran her own prose through a detector and watched it get flagged anyway. To force a ‘fully human’ verdict out of the machine, she needed to vandalize her own style. She broke up her sentence patterns on purpose and dropped in a few words of Marathi until the algorithm was satisfied.

A real author degraded her real writing to please a probability score. That is the world AI detection builds. A guess made by software became a verdict the author had to disprove, and the only way to satisfy it was to make her own work worse.

Yes, text generators and text classifiers have different system architectures. The plumbing is different. But underneath, the paradigm is the same. LLMs and AI detectors are both statistical engines that return probabilities rather than facts, and both will hand you a different answer if you nudge the input in ways no human reader would ever notice.

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And anyone can walk straight past it

The unreliability alone would be reason enough to put these tools down, but there is a second problem. AI detectors are incredibly easy to bypass. An entire industry has grown up to defeat detectors, with tools like undetectable.ai that take machine-written text and rough it up, chopping long sentences into short ones and adding the kind of irregularity a classifier reads as human.

And yes, Pangram trains on the output of these humanizers to account for this challenge. But the humanizers train against Pangram in return. The wheel turns and never stops, and the people selling detection know it.

I experimented with humanizers myself in my earlier essay, An Experiment in Language Laundering. I fed AI-written text through undetectable.ai and watched it sail past every single detector that had flagged it moments before. The bypass works. Flawlessly. But it comes at a price: the laundered prose turned out measurably worse. That tradeoff tells you what the detector is actually measuring. It registers the surface texture of prose and nothing of substance beneath it.

What we owe our students

I have made this point before. Detection tools are estimators, and an estimate handed down as a verdict will always misfire on someone.

This misfire lands hardest on the students least able to survive a false accusation. It corrodes the mental health of young people who already grow up under more surveillance than any generation before them. And worst of all, students determined to cheat can outsmart AI detection in minutes, while the ones who get flagged are too often the most honest. There is no version of this where the harm is worth the catch.

The impulse behind detection is one I understand completely. We want to know whether our students are learning or outsourcing. We want the work in front of us to mean something. That desire is legitimate, and I share it. The mistake lies in believing a machine can answer the question for us by policing the output.

It cannot, because the question was never really about the output. Education does not exist to fill students with information, as though they were containers waiting at the end of a pipe. Paulo Freire called that the banking model and warned us about it over fifty years ago.

Our job is to develop a human being who can think. A clean essay produced by a frightened student gaming a detector teaches that student nothing. But ten honest minutes spent talking about how they actually used the tool teaches them more than any scan ever could.

That conversation is the part I keep coming back to, because in my experience it simply works. When I drop the threat of an integrity charge and ask my students, plainly and without pressure, how they used AI in a piece of work, they tell me. We talk about what the tool did well and where it quietly misled them. I learn more about their thinking in these conversations than a detector could ever give me in a thousand scans.

In my classroom, no one has to defend their humanity to an algorithm. And no one has to break up their own sentences to prove they are real.

Granta asked the snake to name its own tail, and the snake, being a snake, gave the most likely answer. We can keep pointing these machines at one another, tightening the coil until it is the honest students who can no longer breathe. Or we can put the detector down and talk to the young people in front of us. Because in the end, it is their minds we were hired to care for.

A snake chasing its own tail catches nothing.

The images in this article were generated with Nano Banana 2.

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I spent last weekend in the Bay Area, where my older son received his PhD in physics from UC Berkeley, a milestone the whole family is extremely proud of. The keynote at the main commencement, held in the UC Berkeley campus stadium, was given by Robert Reich, political commentator and former Secretary of Labor. It was a fine speech, surprisingly free of explicit political commentary, though Reich’s progressive sympathies were never in doubt.

Artificial intelligence came up exactly once in the entire address. But that was all it took. The word had barely left his mouth before the crowd began to boo. I recorded the following video which captures this moment.

Reich, a seasoned public figure, turned the situation to his advantage. “I appreciate your response,” he said. His delivery suggested he had anticipated the reaction, perhaps even hoped for it. Yet nothing in the rest of the speech built on the sentiment the crowd had just shown. The booing came and went, and he moved on.

The booing itself didn’t surprise me. Many graduation crowds across the country booed AI this spring, often much louder than Berkeley did. The place is what makes this one very different.

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UC Berkeley sits beside Stanford as one of the two leading universities that feed the talent pipeline of Silicon Valley. When the graduating class of such a place reacts adversely to the mere mention of a technology, it reads as something more durable than a passing mood. It reads as a signal that something has gone seriously wrong.

And it has gone wrong in a peculiar way. As those crowds booed, the companies a few miles down the road seem to have no idea how their core audiences feel. They pledge devotion to the unbroken advancement of AI, and meanwhile the graduates of the most selective universities in the country cannot find the entry-level jobs that this very technology has quietly absorbed.

Some commentators have given this condition a name. They call it “Corporate AI Psychosis.” The phrase borrows from “AI psychosis,” the term for the delusional thinking that chatbots can induce in vulnerable people, and lifts it from individual to organizational scale. The idea is that artificial intelligence has seeded a kind of corporate delusion in the executive suites of some of the most powerful firms on earth.

In this essay, I want to explore this phenomenon a bit deeper and offer my thoughts, also on what it means for education.

It’s ok to be AI positive

Before I continue, I need to make one thing clear: I love AI, generative AI in particular. I started this Substack because I wanted to share that enthusiasm with other educators. I use these tools daily, almost without pause, and they make me more productive and more creative than I was without them. I would be dishonest, though, if I left out the consequences, some of which I experience personally. The same corporate frenzy that is absorbing entry-level jobs is also creating a massive, hidden tax on consumer hardware and everyday infrastructure.

Take one small example: I built the computer I am typing this on a few years ago. Some of the parts inside it (128 gigabytes of RAM, two Nvidia RTX graphics cards, several four-terabyte SSDs) are worth considerably more today than I paid for them in early 2023. A machine that should have been a depreciating asset has instead behaved like an investment property. The value of my computer has even outpaced the stock market.

The reason is simple. AI companies are buying up the same components, and they show no sign of stopping.

What is concerning, however, is that this is part of a much larger pattern. The same demand that lifted my computer’s value is quietly straining job opportunities and household resources across the board. And this spring, commencement audiences finally reached a breaking point and started saying so out loud.

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The class of 2026 has heard enough

Berkeley was neither the most notable example for this type of reaction nor the first. The pattern ran through the entire commencement season.

At the University of Arizona, former Google chief executive Eric Schmidt told roughly ten thousand graduates that AI would touch every profession, every classroom, every hospital, and every relationship they would ever have. The stadium answered with sustained booing, loud enough that Schmidt stopped to address it directly. “I can hear you,” he said. “There is a fear.” Graduates afterward called the speech tone-deaf and disrespectful, and several compared it to a long advertisement for Google’s products.

The scene repeated elsewhere with minor variations. At the University of Central Florida, a real estate executive named Gloria Caulfield announced that the rise of AI was the next industrial revolution and was met with boos so immediate that she turned to the administrators behind her and asked, “What happened?” At Middle Tennessee State, the music executive Scott Borchetta told graduates that AI was rewriting his industry as they sat there, and when the crowd turned on him, his reply distilled the corporate posture into three words: “Deal with it.”

And students at Marquette petitioned to remove an Adobe AI evangelist from their ceremony. When the university kept him on the program, the graduates booed him, too.

It would be easy to file these scenes under generational ingratitude or under a vague fear of what the future holds. But I think that reading is too convenient. The graduates understood exactly what they were booing: the people who built the thing now standing between them and a paycheck.

The bill is coming due for everyone else

So why has the mood turned?

The most direct answer is in the job market the class of 2026 is walking into. Unemployment for recent graduates aged twenty-two to twenty-seven has reached 5.6 percent in the US, the highest in twelve years. In the first quarter of 2026, the technology industry alone cut nearly eighty thousand jobs. While high interest rates and the end of the pandemic-era hiring boom certainly set the stage for these layoffs, AI is what threatens to make them permanent. Internal reporting attributed close to half of those cuts directly to the technology, as companies have begun handing work that once filled entry-level roles to software.

The squeeze extends well past the job market. Recall the machine I described earlier. The same demand that turned my old computer into an appreciating asset has driven a hardware shortage that lands hardest on people with the least room in their budgets. Some memory manufacturers have redirected their factories exclusively toward the high-margin chips AI servers need. This has caused the price of ordinary computer memory to double or even triple in a single year. Analysts now warn that the affordable entry-level computer could vanish by 2028. The students who most need a reliable machine are being priced out of one.

The rise in electricity costs tells a similar story. AI is the most power-hungry computing workload ever built, and the International Energy Agency expects global data-center electricity use to roughly double by the end of 2026. Somebody pays for the grid upgrades this requires, and increasingly that somebody is the regular household ratepayer. American electricity prices rose 6.1 percent year over year in early 2026, well ahead of inflation. And utilities in data-center-heavy regions like Virginia have proposed base-rate hikes to fund the expansion.

The result is that ordinary families are now subsidizing the infrastructure of the wealthiest corporations in the world.

The environmental situation is not better. Data center campuses sprawl across thousands of acres and consume municipal water by the millions of gallons. One proposed project in Utah, in a region already short of water, would generate daily waste heat that experts compared to twenty-three atomic bombs. Unsurprisingly, many communities have begun to organize against any form of data center buildout.

The view from inside the echo chamber

Corporate boardrooms seem to be completely oblivious to these developments, and here is where the diagnosis earns its name.

The clinical version of AI psychosis describes what happens when a person in a fragile state talks to a chatbot for a prolonged time. The model is built to agree and keep the conversation going, and it has no contact with the physical world to check the user against. Psychiatrists writing in The Lancet Psychiatry called the result a “digital folie à deux,” a shared delusion in which the machine plays the role of an endlessly agreeable partner. The user drifts further from reality, and the machine nods along the whole way down.

Tech executives are surrounded by an industry ecosystem designed to do the exact same thing: flatter and insulate them from friction. Swap the lone user for a boardroom and the same type of AI psychosis appears. The reassuring partner is now an echo chamber of soaring stock valuations and paid consultants, all confirming that the AI mandate from the top is visionary. Inside it, the belief that software can replace skilled human work cleanly and without cost starts sounding like settled fact. Earnings stay strong, partly because enterprise customers feel compelled to buy in, and the strong earnings get read as proof the vision is sound. And the loop closes.

You can see the delusion most clearly in the software industry. Engineers describe executives, “wracked with AI psychosis” in their words, who vibe-code from plain-English prompts and push the result toward production without grasping what it does. The senior developers who used to design systems are reduced to janitors, shuffling comments between AI tools to clean up the hallucinations and broken logic the machines produce. In some hiring rooms, developers who explain that they read the code carefully before trusting it get interrupted and asked why they do not simply let the AI handle it.

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What an early adopter is supposed to do with this

I said earlier that I love these tools, and that remains true. My daily experience of writing and thinking alongside a capable model has not changed. The problem lies elsewhere. It lies in the story the industry keeps telling and in the distance between that story and what people outside the boardroom are living through. The Pew Research Center has put numbers on the gap. Among AI experts, fifty-six percent expect the technology to positively impact society over the next twenty years. Among the general public, that figure is a meager seventeen percent.

Even the experts, in other words, are split down the middle. The boundless confidence I have been describing lives a level above them, in the executive suites, where it meets almost nothing to push back. This divide goes deeper than mere messaging. It reflects two different lived realities.

For educators, the booing graduates are a warning we should take seriously. We sit at the exact seam where the corporate story meets the public experience. We are asked to prepare students for a labor market the same companies are busy hollowing out. But retreating into nostalgia for the pre-AI era helps no one. The more useful approach is honesty. We can teach AI as a subject to be understood and questioned, modeling the transparency the industry refuses to practice. In the classroom, this means openly discussing the environmental toll of data centers or teaching students to use AI to augment their thinking, not replace it.

Most importantly, we can and must insist, loudly, that education exists to build human capability rather than to outsource it.

A delusion ends when reality gets loud enough

There is a way out. The clinical literature is clear that a folie à deux delusion breaks the moment the patient meets something the reinforcing other cannot explain away, some piece of reality too solid to force into agreement. I believe these companies have now met theirs. It is the sound of ten thousand graduates booing a billionaire who promised to disrupt every part of their lives. I hold out genuine hope that the people running these firms will hear it and start building the technology in partnership with the public rather than against it.

But hope is not a forecast, and the window will not stay open forever. We have reached the point where the public verdict on artificial intelligence is being written. The industry can keep talking past the people, or it can step out of the echo chamber and answer them. A delusion only ends when reality grows too loud to flatter away. For these companies, reality is now booing from the stands, and the question that will decide the next decade is whether anyone on stage is still capable of hearing.

The hero image in this article was generated with Nano Banana 2.

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On May 7, 2026, a Thursday, a significant number of Canvas users encountered an “Under Maintenance” message as they tried to log into the widely adopted Learning Management System. What few realized at that moment was that behind this innocuous notice stood one of the most severe cyberattacks on educational institutions on record. The criminal syndicate ShinyHunters had exfiltrated 3.65 terabytes of data covering approximately 275 million students, faculty, and staff across nearly 9,000 institutions worldwide.

I have written on The Augmented Educator about the growing threat landscape created by AI-assisted cybercrime before. The Canvas breach served as a stark reminder that cybersecurity is now a direct concern for educators, not just a distant issue. It hit our profession at its core. Understanding how and why cybercrime is increasingly targeting educational institutions has therefore become our professional responsibility.

In the following essay, I want to break down what happened, examine how the breach has affected institutions and the educators within them, explain the AI-assisted infrastructure that made an attack of this scale possible, and discuss what we should do to prepare for what is almost certainly coming next.

While the technical sophistication of the Canvas attack is real, it is not what makes the incident distinctive. The most critical feature is that the entire operation depended on counterfeits: counterfeit voices that impersonated trusted IT administrators, counterfeit login pages indistinguishable from the real ones, and counterfeit free accounts used as a side entrance into premium institutional environments.

The result was an industrial-scale counterfeit operation, made possible by AI.

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What happened, in plain terms

The breach itself was the work of ShinyHunters, a financially motivated cybercriminal syndicate that has been active since 2020. The syndicate has spent the last two years building a systematic campaign against the educational technology supply chain. Before Canvas, the same group breached PowerSchool in December 2024, Infinite Campus in March 2026, and McGraw-Hill in April 2026. They also conducted direct intrusions at the University of Pennsylvania, Harvard, and Princeton in late 2025.

The UPenn breach in particular, in which the attackers extracted Canvas data from a single institution and demanded a $1 million ransom, is now understood as a proof-of-concept attack. ShinyHunters used that operation to map the architecture of Canvas itself, then turned the same techniques on the platform’s central infrastructure several months later.

The initial intrusion at Instructure, the company that develops and operates Canvas, occurred on April 25, 2026. Instructure’s security systems identified unusual data extraction on April 29, and the company started containment measures on April 30. But by that point, the attackers had already obtained the 3.65 terabytes of data described above. The compromised material included full names, institutional email addresses, student identification numbers, and, most disturbingly, billions of private messages exchanged within Canvas’s internal messaging system.

On May 6, Instructure publicly declared the incident resolved.

On May 7, the attackers defaced the global Canvas login page during the first week of final examinations across the Northern Hemisphere.

The mechanism of this defacement illustrates a recurring pattern in modern cloud breaches. Canvas operates a “Free-For-Teacher” tier that allows individual educators to set up courses without an institutional contract. That tier shares underlying cloud infrastructure with the enterprise environment used by universities. The attackers used the shared infrastructure to introduce malicious code through the free tier, causing it to spread to the login pages of high-tier institutional clients.

Instructure’s only immediate option was to disconnect the entire Free-For-Teacher system. A feature designed to democratize access to the platform had become the side entrance through which the attackers walked into the building.

The Free-For-Teacher exploitation was the most visible part of the attack, but not its foundation. That foundation was laid weeks earlier, when ShinyHunters first obtained the privileged administrative access required to exfiltrate 3.65 terabytes of data from Instructure’s environment.

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What makes this one stand out from the rest

Institutions experienced an unprecedented academic standstill because of the attack on May 7.

The University of California system issued an emergency directive to block Canvas access across all campuses. Rutgers severed access during final examinations on three campuses. The University of Washington had pre-emptively disabled logins on May 1. And Columbia, Colorado State, the University of Delaware, Tarrant County College, and many community colleges experienced cascading outages, not only of Canvas itself but of integrated tools like Respondus, TurnItIn, and CidiLabs that depend on the Canvas authentication ecosystem.

For individual educators and students, the long tail of the breach is more troubling than the immediate outages. Authentication credentials were not exposed, but billions of private messages were. Those messages contain conversations about grades, mental health accommodations, disciplinary matters, and personal disclosures that students made to teachers in the expectation of confidentiality. All of those communications now sit in the inventory of a criminal organization, ready to be exploited. Any reasonably skilled threat actor can algorithmically mine that database for vulnerable individuals and launch highly personalized extortion campaigns.

This compromise is therefore not an insignificant short-term operational issue. It is a long-term privacy crisis for a sector that has spent the last decade centralizing its communications into platforms it does not control.

The counterfeit machine

For a breach of this magnitude, the most surprising forensic detail is how the attack began. There was no exotic exploit. There was a phone call.

ShinyHunters has pioneered the operational use of AI-powered voice phishing, or “vishing,” to penetrate enterprise environments. In a typical attack, an AI agent built on top of a large language model and a high-fidelity voice synthesis system calls a human administrator at the target organization. This agent perfectly mimics the voice and conversational style of a legitimate IT or HR representative. Its sole purpose is to walk the victim through what looks like a routine authentication or password reset, and then capture the credentials, multi-factor codes, or OAuth approvals it needs to gain persistent access.

Traditional multi-factor authentication fails here because the victim unwittingly authorizes the AI agent’s malicious request. And because the AI now handles the tasks that a skilled human social engineer used to do, the technique scales effectively across thousands of potential targets. This was the vector that gave ShinyHunters their initial foothold in Instructure’s environment, and it represents the single most consequential shift in the cybersecurity threat landscape.

Phishing-as-a-Service

AI vishing is not an isolated technique. It belongs to a broader commercial ecosystem of AI-assisted attack tools that have been packaged, productized, and sold to threat actors who lack the expertise to build such tools themselves.

Security researchers recently exposed a platform called Bluekit, a Phishing-as-a-Service system that has become a kind of operating system for AI-assisted cybercrime. Bluekit provides a unified administrative dashboard from which an operator can purchase domains, deploy pixel-perfect clones of legitimate login pages, generate convincing phishing emails through a built-in AI assistant, and monitor victims in real time as they enter their credentials.

The AI assistant inside Bluekit runs on an “abliterated” version of Meta’s open-source Llama model, a version that has been deliberately stripped of its safety controls. Where a commercial chatbot like ChatGPT or Claude would refuse to help draft a phishing email, the abliterated version inside Bluekit happily complies. The operators run the model on their own servers, which means no AI company can patch it, shut it down, or restrict how it is used. The ordinary safety mechanisms that constrain commercial AI simply do not apply. The result is a tool that produces fluent, grammatically perfect phishing content at scale.

Bluekit’s most consequential capability is what cybersecurity professionals call an Adversary-in-the-Middle attack. Rather than simply stealing a password, the kit acts as a real-time proxy between the victim and the legitimate service. The victim enters credentials on what looks like a login page. Bluekit relays them to the actual server, which then asks for a multi-factor authentication code. The victim enters it, Bluekit relays the code, and the server, believing it has just completed a normal login with the victim’s browser, issues the authentication session token to Bluekit.

The attacker now possesses a valid, fully authenticated session and can access the account without ever knowing the password or possessing the multi-factor device. The victim experiences a perfectly normal login. But everything that happens after that login happens in the attacker’s system, on the attacker’s terms. What we are looking at is the industrialization of identity theft. AI has produced an end-to-end manufacturing pipeline for counterfeit identities, and it is being sold as a subscription service.

Why this is an educator’s problem

None of this might seem like an educator’s concern. Cybersecurity, one might fairly say, belongs to information security professionals, not classroom teachers. Educators are not network administrators, and most of the architectural failures exposed by the Canvas breach are problems institutions and vendors must solve. The inadequate segmentation between free and premium tiers, the over-reliance on traditional multi-factor authentication, or the centralization of billions of private messages in a single vendor’s cloud: none of these are problems classroom teachers can fix.

But the social engineering vectors at the heart of this new threat landscape are different. They work on people, not on infrastructure. The AI-cloned voice on the phone is not trying to compromise a server. It is trying to compromise the person who answers the phone. The effective defenses against this type of attack are behavioral, and these behavioral defenses depend on the targeted individuals recognizing the nature of the attack they face.

The systematic, multi-year ShinyHunters campaign against the educational technology supply chain demonstrates that our sector has been specifically identified as a high-yield, low-defense environment. The data extracted from our platforms is uniquely sensitive because it documents the private lives of minors and young adults at the moments when those lives are most vulnerable. An educator who does not understand how AI vishing works is, in the current threat environment, a professional liability to their students and their colleagues. This is uncomfortable to say, but it is true.

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What educators should actually do

There are concrete defensive steps every educator can take, and none of them require technical expertise.

1. Push your institution toward phishing-resistant authentication. The current generation of multi-factor authentication based on SMS codes, authenticator apps, or push notifications is defeated by the Adversary-in-the-Middle techniques described above. What is needed instead is phishing-resistant authentication, such as FIDO2-based hardware security keys or device-bound passkeys, which cryptographically refuse to authenticate against fraudulent domains. This is an institutional decision, but institutional decisions can be influenced by faculty pressure.

2. Treat unsolicited contact with skepticism, regardless of how the voice sounds. A voice that sounds like someone you trust no longer means you are talking to them. If you receive a call asking you to approve an authentication request, log into a portal, or share a code, hang up and call back through a number you independently verify. This sounds almost insultingly simple. It is also the single most effective behavioral defense available against AI vishing.

3. Assume that anything you write on a Canvas-equivalent platform could one day be public. The billions of messages exposed in this breach were written under the assumption of confidentiality. That assumption is no longer reasonable. Sensitive conversations with students about mental health, accommodations, family circumstances, or disciplinary issues should happen through channels with stronger isolation or, where the matter is serious enough, in person.

4. Model critical evaluation of AI outputs in your classroom. The same generative capabilities that allow attackers to produce convincing phishing emails allow them to produce convincing fake research, fake news, and fake authorities. Students who learn to verify sources, question fluency, and resist the persuasive force of well-formatted text are also students who are harder to phish. The cybersecurity benefit of media literacy education is rarely articulated, but it is substantial.

5. Pay attention to the integration ecosystem your institution depends on. When Canvas went down, so did TurnItIn, Respondus, CidiLabs, and dozens of other tools that depend on Canvas authentication. The Learning Tools Interoperability standard that makes these integrations possible is also a conduit for breach impact. A faculty member who maintains some pedagogical capability outside of a single integrated ecosystem is more resilient to events like this than one who has migrated everything into a single vendor’s environment.

The counterfeits will keep coming

The Canvas breach is not the end of this story. It marks only the moment at which a multi-year campaign became visible. The technical infrastructure that made it possible, including AI vishing pipelines and Bluekit-style Phishing-as-a-Service platforms, has been commercialized. It will be used again. And educational institutions are particularly valuable targets because they aggregate the personal data of millions of young people and operate on infrastructure that has historically prioritized accessibility over security.

The defense begins with a clear-eyed understanding of what we are looking at. The attackers are not magicians. They are operators of a counterfeit economy that AI has industrialized, and the counterfeits work because the systems and people they target still operate on the assumption that voices, login pages, and email addresses mean what they used to mean. That assumption is what has to change.

The counterfeit at the schoolhouse door looks exactly like the real thing. Our job, increasingly, is to learn to tell the difference.

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P.S. I believe transparency builds the trust that AI detection systems fail to enforce. That’s why I’ve published an ethics and AI disclosure statement, which outlines how I integrate AI tools into my intellectual work.

The first generation of AI detection tools promised schools a clean solution to a messy problem. Feed in a student essay, receive a verdict: human or machine. The technology relied on statistical proxies, measuring how predictable a text’s word choices were (perplexity) and how much its sentence length and structure varied (burstiness). From these metrics, the algorithms attempted to draw a line between human cognition and synthetic generation. It was an attractive proposition. It was also catastrophically unreliable.

I have traced this failure across several chapters of my book The Detection Deception, serialized here on this Substack, but the core findings bear restating because the problems plaguing these tools were, and remain, substantial. Standard AI detectors flagged genuine essays by non-native English speakers as AI-generated at rates exceeding 61%. In extreme cases involving structured writing for standardized assessments like the TOEFL, human-authored texts were falsely flagged nearly 98% of the time. MIT, Yale, and UC Berkeley banned or deactivated these tools. OpenAI quietly shut down its own AI classifier. The clear algorithmic boundary between human and machine writing turned out to be a fiction, and institutions that had staked their integrity policies on that fiction found themselves exposed.

The industry’s response to this collapse is as expected. Rather than reconsider whether automated authorship verification belongs in a classroom at all, the educational technology sector moved the surveillance upstream. If you cannot reliably determine who wrote the final product, then simply watch the writer produce it. Monitor the keystrokes. Track the pauses. Record the paste events. Then replay the entire drafting process. But watching someone type does not prove that they are thinking. The problem has simply migrated from the essay to the essayist.

This shift is happening quickly and with remarkably little critical scrutiny. Tools like Turnitin Clarity, GPTZero’s Chrome Extension, Grammarly Authorship, and Copyleaks have moved from analyzing what students submit to monitoring how they compose. The marketed language is “transparency” and “visibility into the writing process.” The operational reality, however, is continuous behavioral surveillance of the act of thinking itself.

Watching writers

The market for writing process trackers is broader and more technically varied than many educators realize. A reasonably complete list of tools with detailed descriptions of their capabilities and limitations appears in the appendix. These tools are worth mapping before evaluating, because while they differ in important ways, they converge on the same underlying logic when deployed in schools.

Turnitin Clarity is the dominant institutional product. Named to TIME’s Best Inventions list in 2025 and rolled out as a paid add-on to Turnitin Feedback Studio, Clarity provides what Turnitin calls a “one-stop composition space” integrated directly into a school’s learning management system. Students draft their assignments within Clarity’s environment, and the platform records everything: pasted text volume, total writing time, construction time, AI chat logs, and a full video playback of the drafting process from the first keystroke to the final submission. Instructors can scrub through this recording, watching text appear and disappear, flagging paste events and moments of rapid generation.

Turnitin’s own documentation describes this as giving educators “full visibility into the student writing process.” The framing is pedagogical. The mechanism, however, is surveillance.

Other vendors have followed suit, and the market is booming. GPTZero’s Chrome Extension takes a similar approach through Chrome, overlaying Google Docs with process tracking. It logs copy-paste events, revision duration, and collaborative edits, then packages the results as shareable PDF reports. Copyleaks blends static AI detection with real-time monitoring, displaying heat maps of phrases it considers characteristically AI-generated as the student types. Draftback, the simplest of the group, offers chronological playback of Google Docs edit histories. And Grammarly Authorship, which positions itself more as a provenance tool than a disciplinary one, labels text by source, distinguishes typing from pasting, and provides color-coded version histories.

Then there are the professional tools, designed for an entirely different context. OKhuman, built for newsrooms and freelancers, uses microphone inputs to capture the acoustic signature of physical keystrokes, cross-referencing that audio with operating system activity to generate a cryptographic "Made by Human" stamp. And Chain of Creation, developed by Human Intelligence, analyzes the metadata "plume" of creative activity while refusing to ingest the actual text, protecting intellectual property from being scraped into training datasets.

These tools differ from their educational counterparts in one decisive respect. The writer chooses to use them.

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The pedagogical roots are real

Process tracking did not emerge out of nowhere. Writing studies has been interested in composition processes since at least the 1960s, when scholars like Janet Emig, Peter Elbow, and Donald Murray argued educators should teach the process of writing rather than evaluate the final product alone.

Their methods for observing that process were deliberately low tech and student-centered: think-aloud protocols, peer workshops, physical journals, and reflective portfolios. The writer remained in control of the disclosure. Proponents of today’s digital tools argue, with some justification, that keystroke logging and version history playback represent the technological realization of that same philosophy. If an instructor can see where a student pauses, struggles, and abandons ideas, they can offer formative feedback targeted to the student’s developmental needs. But the distance between a reflective portfolio and a keystroke log is vast.

One invites a student to narrate their own thinking. The other records it without asking.

Keystroke logging has generated genuine insights in writing research, particularly around how second-language writers navigate drafting differently from native speakers. But as I argued in my earlier essay “Proof of Work: The Radical Act of Showing Your Mess,” the pedagogical value of making the writing process visible depends entirely on whether students document their own thinking voluntarily or not.

Why surveillance is the wrong model for education

A student choosing to document their process and an institution requiring that every keystroke be logged are fundamentally different situations. When that difference is ignored, the consequences for learning are severe.

Writing becomes performance. Once students know that their typing speed, pause duration, and revision patterns will be scrutinized by an algorithm, the cognitive task splits in two. They are no longer engaged solely in synthesizing ideas. They are simultaneously performing “authentic human writing behavior” for an observer. This is the phenomenon I call algorithmic theater: composition reduced to the appearance of composition.

A student who prefers to draft by hand or think for long stretches before writing in rapid bursts must now slowly retype their own work into the surveilled environment, generating a keystroke log that looks sufficiently human. As I explored in “An Experiment in Language Laundering,” AI detectors already push students toward worse writing through misaligned incentives. Process trackers extend that same logic to the writing process itself, rewarding legible compliance over genuine thinking.

Anxiety displaces learning. Psychological research on social facilitation shows that being observed degrades performance on complex cognitive tasks. An erratic typing speed, an extended pause, or the pasting of a paragraph from a personal notebook might trigger an integrity investigation. That awareness introduces a secondary cognitive load that competes with the primary task of intellectual synthesis.

Students have reported deliberately introducing typographical errors and syntactic awkwardness to ensure their work appears adequately “human” to the algorithm. This is not integrity. It is theater. And it produces writing that is objectively worse than what students would generate without the surveillance.

The tools discriminate by design. Every process tracker operates on an implicit model of what “normal” human writing looks like: a steady accumulation of typed characters with naturalistic pauses and moderate revisions. That model encodes a neurotypical, native-English-speaking baseline and penalizes everyone who deviates from it.

I have repeatedly made the point that non-native English speakers already face disproportionate false-positive rates from static AI detectors. Process trackers deepen that penalty. The more a student’s English proficiency improves and their grammatical structure tightens, the more likely they are to be flagged. Neurodivergent students face a parallel problem. Those with ADHD may exhibit long pauses followed by rapid bursts of composition, and those with autism may display an unusually consistent typing rhythm. Both patterns trigger temporal anomalies in tracking systems.

The problem deepens for students who rely on assistive technology. Voice-to-text tools like Dragon, for instance, produce text that appears to process trackers as instantaneous large-block paste events with zero construction time. The system flags these events exactly as it would flag AI-generated content. Yet these are students whose right to use assistive technology is guaranteed by federal law. Forcing them to continuously disclose their disability and defend their reliance on legally mandated accommodations against an algorithm’s suspicion is humiliating and potentially unlawful.

As I argued in “The Surveillance Impasse,” the detection model systematically discriminates against the populations it should protect most. Process tracking deepens that discrimination. When a system treats assistive technology use or neurodivergent composing rhythms as suspicious, it has ceased to function as an integrity tool.

The tools themselves, however, are not the problem. The coercive context is.

When authorship verification makes sense

Outside the classroom, in the professional writing market, the logic changes entirely. The Authors Guild launched its “Human Authored” certification program in beta in January 2025 and expanded it to all U.S.-published authors in March 2026. Over 3,000 authors have certified over 5,000 titles, affixing a trademarked seal to their book covers.

The reason is economic. Up to 95% of clients now ask freelance writers for proof that their work is human-generated. Writers potentially face withheld payments or lost contracts when third-party AI detectors falsely flag their work. For a freelance copywriter whose income depends on satisfying search engine algorithms that increasingly penalize synthetic content, a verifiable log of the writing process is a competitive advantage.

This is where tools like OKhuman and Chain of Creation find their purpose. Rather than embedding themselves in managed institutional platforms, they let writers generate cryptographic proof of human authorship while keeping their text entirely off company servers. Chain of Creation certifies human origin through provenance metadata without ever ingesting the manuscript. The architecture around these tools is designed around the writer’s autonomy: the author controls the data, owns the proof, and can walk away at any time.

Chain of Creation takes an equivalent approach through provenance metadata, analyzing the “plume” of creative activity. In each case, the writer opts in. Similarly, an independent author using Grammarly Authorship to generate a revision history report for a client is making a voluntary economic choice. If the tool disrupts their workflow, they can uninstall it or find alternatives.

A university student mandated to compose exclusively within Turnitin Clarity’s tracked environment, on pain of a failing grade, has no such agency. The same technology becomes profoundly coercive when applied across that power asymmetry.

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What educators should do instead

The pattern here will be familiar to regular readers. In “A History of Academic Dishonesty,” I traced how every previous disruption to academic integrity—from essay mills to internet plagiarism—prompted the same institutional reflex: build higher walls rather than stronger foundations. The pivot from static AI detection to keystroke surveillance is the latest iteration of that reflex. It will fail for the same reasons its predecessors did.

The alternative is pedagogical redesign grounded in dialogic education, an approach I explored in The Detection Deception. Oral defenses and metacognitive reflection make AI substitution difficult because they require the student to be genuinely present in the exchange. In my essay “Proof of Work,” I extended this logic further, proposing that students borrow from digital artists and become voluntary documentarians of their own thinking. The principle is the same: authentic evidence of learning starts with the student.

Some of these tools, in the right context, serve legitimate purposes. Professional writers navigating an economy saturated with synthetic content deserve mechanisms to certify their authorship. But when educators adopt these same tools as shortcuts to academic integrity, they trade trust for monitoring and learning for compliance.

If education responds to generative AI by watching students more closely instead of teaching them more thoughtfully, it will have protected neither integrity nor learning. The performance will be flawless. The theater will be empty.

Appendix: Authorship verification tools

• Turnitin Clarity is a paid add-on to Turnitin Feedback Studio, targeted at K-12 and higher education institutions. It provides a dedicated writing environment within the school’s learning management system, recording pasted text volume, total writing time, construction time, AI chat interactions, and a full video playback of the drafting process. Instructors can set assignment-specific AI usage policies and review integrity insights alongside similarity and AI writing reports. The platform is cloud-based, with data visible to administrators, and it requires students to compose within its tracked environment, making it the most comprehensive—and most invasive—institutional surveillance tool currently available.

• GPTZero Writing Report (Origin) is a Chrome extension that overlays Google Docs with process tracking capabilities, aimed at both the education and publishing markets. It generates a writing replay video that reconstructs the drafting process chronologically, logging the writing activity timeline, largest copy-paste events, average revision duration, and collaborative edits. Reports can be exported as shareable PDFs or web links, and GPTZero claims SOC2 and FERPA compliance. The replay function visualizes how a document was assembled, but the tool’s orientation remains primarily evidentiary, aimed at establishing whether a human produced the work.

• Grammarly Authorship serves a broader user base across both academic and professional contexts, positioning itself more as a provenance tool than a disciplinary one. It automatically labels text by source, distinguishing content that was typed from content that was pasted, and tracks active writing sessions, time spent, and specific external sources used. Data is encrypted on-device using AES-256 GCM, with server retention limited to twenty-four hours for processing unless the user generates a shareable link, which extends retention to twelve months. Its tone is less punitive than Turnitin Clarity, but in institutional settings it still normalizes continuous process tracking as a condition of academic trust.

• Copyleaks maintains a strong foothold in static AI detection while integrating real-time monitoring through browser extensions and LMS plugins. Its detection engine analyzes frequency ratios, syllable dispersion, and part-of-speech syntax, overlaying results as a heat map of phrases it considers characteristically AI-generated. The system continuously updates its machine learning models against a training corpus of billions of documents. Copyleaks is effective at identifying specific AI-like phrasing patterns, but its blended approach—combining static detection with behavioral monitoring—inherits the false-positive vulnerabilities of both methodologies.

• Draftback is a Chrome extension that reconstructs the edit history of Google Docs, allowing instructors to play back the chronological sequence of additions, deletions, and revisions. It is the simplest tool in this category, offering document-level archaeology without the biometric or temporal analytics of its competitors. Draftback operates entirely within the Google ecosystem and has shifted toward a paid subscription model. Its limitations are significant: it captures only what happens inside Google Docs, missing any offline drafting, and its playback provides raw edit data without interpretive analysis.

• OKhuman is designed for newsrooms, journalists, and freelance writers who need to certify human authorship for professional purposes. It uses microphone inputs to capture the acoustic signature of physical keystrokes, cross-referencing that audio with operating system data, time spent, and active application monitoring to generate a cryptographic “Made by Human” verification stamp. Audio is processed locally on the writer’s device to filter out background voices, and only metadata and the verification stamp are transmitted to OKhuman’s servers; the actual text is never recorded or stored. The tool is privacy-preserving by design, but its reliance on acoustic monitoring makes it unsuitable for writers who use assistive technologies, silent keyboards, or shared workspaces.

• Chain of Creation (Human Intelligence) offers a provenance-based “Proof of Human” certification for professional authors and commercial creators. It analyzes the metadata “plume” of creative activity—biometric identity verification and non-textual markers of human effort—without ever ingesting the actual manuscript into a central database. This non-ingestion architecture is its defining feature: by separating verification telemetry from intellectual property, it ensures that unpublished work cannot be scraped to train competing AI models. The system is aimed at authors who need to certify their work’s human origin while retaining full control over their proprietary content, but its biometric identity requirements raise privacy questions of their own.

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Pangram identified the following essay as 100% human-generated at the time I am publishing it. This is incorrect.

And that is a huge problem. Let me explain.

Pangram Labs recently released a Chrome extension that assigns an AI score to the text in your browser. The tool has been making the rounds on LinkedIn and across educational Substacks, often with the framing that it represents a new gold standard in AI detection. The independent research indeed supports some of that enthusiasm. In the 2025 University of Chicago audit by Jabarian and Imas, Pangram outperformed every commercial competitor tested, achieving near-zero error rates on medium and longer passages across multiple genres.

So I tried it on my own blog.

I ran the extension across a few recent essays from “The Augmented Educator.” Every single text I tried came back as fully human-written. That result is wrong. I have been transparent about my writing process in multiple essays on this Substack, including the disclosure that I use Claude as a writing assistant for drafting and editing. The text Pangram cleared as fully human is, by any reasonable definition, AI-assisted.

This raises an awkward question. How can a detector that the literature describes as the current statistical market leader be wrong about a substantial number of essays on a blog whose author openly discusses his use of AI? The answer should worry anyone planning to deploy these tools in classrooms or as a tool in empirical research.

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Two errors, not one

Any classifier that decides between two categories can fail in one of two directions. Using terminology from statistics, a Type I error occurs when the system incorrectly flags something true as false. In AI detection, that means a human-written text being labeled as AI-generated. A Type II error is the reverse. It refers to an AI-generated text being labeled as human. The first is considered a false positive, the second a false negative.

Public conversation about AI detectors focuses almost entirely on false positives. The reasons are obvious. A false accusation of academic misconduct can derail a student’s degree and generate legal liability for the institution. Stanford’s well-known study on TOEFL essays showed that early detectors incorrectly flagged a substantial number of texts written by non-native English speakers as AI-generated. Vendors learned the lesson and tuned their algorithms toward extreme conservatism.

The mathematical consequence of that choice, however, is rarely discussed in any detail. Lowering a classifier’s false positive rate raises its false negative rate. The two are inversely correlated through what statisticians call the classification threshold. Make the system more cautious about accusing humans, and you make it less capable of catching AI.

The published numbers illustrate this trade-off. Pangram self-reports a false positive rate of 0.19% and a false negative rate of 1.4% on standard datasets. Those numbers describe the system’s performance on raw, unedited AI output evaluated under laboratory conditions. This does not seem all that concerning.

But move into messier territory, and the picture changes. When Pangram is used in ternary classification tasks distinguishing human, AI-edited, and fully AI-generated text, accuracy dropped to 73.0%.

The gap between that 73% and the laboratory figures reflects a difference in design philosophy. A binary classifier is forced to call text either human or AI, even when it was produced by both. A model built specifically to measure how much AI editing went into a text, rather than its bare presence or absence, fits the actual phenomenon better. EditLens, an open-source regression model developed by Pangram, which does precisely that, reached 89.7% on the same task.

This is better, but far from adequate.

Why conservatism creates the problem

Pangram has to be conservative. Educational institutions have made it clear, through both procurement decisions and litigation risk, that they will not tolerate detectors that produce visible false accusations. The market pressure runs in only one direction. Vendors who flag innocent students get sued, deactivated, or both. UCLA and the University of Pittsburgh have already deactivated Turnitin’s AI detection feature, and the precedent is well understood across the industry.

And so the threshold goes up. The system demands strong statistical evidence before it will commit to an “AI-generated” label. Anything ambiguous gets sorted into the human pile. When a human wrote the foundational draft and used an LLM for editing or structural improvement, the text keeps enough idiosyncrasy to fall below the detection threshold. The algorithm is programmed to err toward “fully human” in those cases.

That is what is happening with some of my essays. The first draft involves me, a human author, working through ideas. Claude then helps with phrasing and revision. The resulting text carries enough of my authorial fingerprint to pass the threshold. Pangram is doing exactly what it was designed to do.

It is important to point out that a less conservative version of Pangram would not fix the problem. It would simply trade one error for another. Lower the threshold to catch my essays, and you start flagging anyone whose writing happens to sit in the linguistic neighborhood of an LLM.

The accuracy paradox

Here is where things get really interesting. If a determined user can bypass these detectors through ordinary editing, then what does the headline accuracy figure actually mean?

When Pangram reports 99.85% accuracy across thousands of examples spanning ten writing categories, the accuracy refers to its performance on a specific test set. This set contains pure human text and pure AI text, generated under controlled conditions. Pangram performs well within that frame. It is genuinely the best of its commercial class on that benchmark.

But the benchmark does not describe the world in which the detector is used. In actual use, students may apply humanizer tools. And writers like me run AI-assisted text through several rounds of human editing before publication. The 2025 study “Almost AI, Almost Human” found that standard detectors misclassify AI-polished text as fully human between 10% and 75% of the time. And those rates are not edge cases. They describe what happens when AI is used the way most AI-literate people actually use it.

Yes, the accuracy figures are correct, but they are answers to a question nobody outside the laboratory is asking.

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The research methodology problem

This brings me to a development that has been bothering me for a while. A growing body of research uses AI detectors as ground truth for studying the prevalence and quality of AI-assisted writing. A recent study of this kind reported that AI-assisted academic submissions, identified by running the texts through Pangram, were of lower quality than human-authored work.

But consider what that finding actually means. Pangram identifies as AI-assisted only the writing where the AI involvement was heavy and uncamouflaged enough to clear its deliberately conservative threshold. The skilled AI users who integrate the tool well all sit in the false-negative bucket. They are classified as human-authored and contribute to the human-authored quality average.

What the study compares, then, is not human writing against AI-assisted writing. It just compares unsophisticated use of AI against everything else. The method therefore only measures the gap between bad AI use and the rest of writing, and then mislabels the result as a comparison between AI and human work.

This flaw propagates through any study that treats a detector score as a reliable indicator of AI use. The detector is primarily calibrated to catch the obvious cases. It misses the actually interesting cases, the ones where AI is used skillfully and integrated thoughtfully.

A reluctant verdict

AI detectors are not completely useless. They are capable of catching writers who paste raw LLM output into a submission with little editing and no thought. For that narrow purpose, against unsophisticated use, the tools such as Pangram work as advertised.

But for anything beyond that purpose, the detector’s accuracy rate means almost nothing. “100% human” just tells you that the writer either avoided the most obvious form of AI use, or was careful enough to obscure it. Anyone who treats detector scores as ground truth for identifying AI-assisted writing is measuring the wrong thing, and any conclusions drawn from them should be taken with deep suspicion.

Educators reading this face a practical question. If the detectors cannot reliably tell us what we want to know, what should we do instead? The honest answer is that the assessment burden has to shift from product to process. I have explored AI-resistant assessment methods in an earlier essay on this Substack. The underlying principle is simple: a renewed focus on dialogic education. Let’s move the work back into the room with the student, where it always belonged.

When Pangram tells me my essays are 100% human, I do not take it as a compliment. I take it as a warning addressed to anyone who might rely on the tool to know what kind of writing they are reading.

The all-clear is the most dangerous signal an AI detector can give. It is the one we are least likely to question.

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In late 1999, I was a relatively young Computer Science researcher at Arizona State University. One afternoon I found myself driving north to Flagstaff, sent by my department to sit in on a presentation at Northern Arizona University. The topic was a new initiative that would link Arizona’s three major public universities through the internet. I had been asked to attend because I had shown interest in web-based delivery of information, which at the time was about as niche a concern as a university could identify.

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The initiative had roots in the Arizona Tri-Universities for Indian Education (ATUIE) program, which had been formalized that same fall through a grant from the Fort McDowell Yavapai Nation to the Arizona Board of Regents. ATUIE mandated cooperation between ASU, Northern Arizona University, and the University of Arizona to recruit, support, and retain American Indian students. That collaborative spirit gave rise to a broader project: the Arizona Universities Network (AZUN), a centralized digital gateway that allowed students to earn fully accredited degrees by taking online classes across all three institutions. Over the following decade, AZUN would grow to offer over 1,500 online classes and 53 degree programs.

I never developed courses for AZUN. But the presentation in Flagstaff stayed with me. What I remember most is the ambition of the pitch. There was a conviction that the internet would dissolve the distance between students and institutions entirely. Of course, calling what we were doing “online education” back then is very generous. The late-1990s version of digital learning was online access to a folder housing documents for download. There was no interaction of any kind. Still, the experience became a catalyst for my subsequent work in using digital tools for non-traditional approaches to education.

I have thought about that afternoon in Flagstaff often since then. The ambition of that pitch now reads as both prophetic and tragically naive. The distance has indeed vanished. Just not in the way any of us imagined.

The industrial blueprint

Online education in the late 1990s was, in most respects, a natural extension of traditional distance education. The example I know best is the FernUniversität in Hagen, Germany’s state-run distance-learning university, founded in 1974 on the initiative of North Rhine-Westphalia’s Minister of Science. The institution, built on the key principles of the British Open University, served working adults whose geographic or socioeconomic circumstances prevented attendance at conventional universities. When teaching formally began in October 1975, the first printed study materials were shipped by post to roughly 1,330 students.

That industrial model persisted for decades, largely unchanged. I encountered it firsthand at Danube University Krems, now called University for Continuing Education, where I directed an e-teaching and e-learning program between 2003 and 2010. Several of my adjunct faculty held their primary appointments at the FernUniversität. And it was through them that I came to appreciate how thoroughly online education still followed the structural logic of distance learning. The FernUniversität’s founding rector, Otto Peters, had captured that logic in a landmark 1967 monograph. He conceptualized distance education as “the most industrialized form of teaching and learning.”

Drawing on Max Weber and the principles of industrial production, Peters argued that distance education replaces the artisanal model of a professor lecturing to a small room with an assembly-line framework. Subject matter experts authored the content. Instructional designers formatted it for independent consumption. Administrators managed distribution. And local tutors handled the evaluation.

Peters was right, on his own terms. Industrialization was a necessity for delivering higher education at scale. By the mid-2000s, however, this industrial logic was beginning to transform. Online education was moving beyond the postal-correspondence model toward something more interactive and more concerned with the quality of engagement than the efficiency of delivery.

Looking back across a quarter century, it strikes me how precisely Peters’s industrial metaphor predicted the vulnerability we face today. If you industrialize the teaching process, you create a system of standardized inputs and outputs. Any such system is eventually susceptible to automation. Peters built the factory. We are now watching the customers automate themselves out of it.

A brief acceleration

What is remarkable about the history of distance learning is the pace at which each technological leap compressed the one before it. Postal correspondence courses existed for over two centuries before broadcast media began to supplement them in the 1950s. The University of Houston aired the first televised college classes in 1953, and by 1960 the University of Illinois had developed PLATO, a pioneering computer-based learning environment. These experiments remained marginal for decades.

Then the timeline collapsed. The University of Phoenix launched its pioneering online program via dial-up networks in 1989, creating a fully virtual pathway to higher education before the web even existed. When it did arrive in the mid-1990s, institutions moved fast, systematically converting correspondence courses into web-based formats. By the early 2010s, learning management systems like Blackboard had centralized course delivery into structured digital portals, and the vast majority of academic leaders viewed online learning as critical to long-term institutional viability.

Each phase took less time than the last. And then COVID-19 compressed the final transition into a matter of weeks. The pandemic forced institutions worldwide into emergency remote teaching, bypassing years of change-management protocols almost overnight. Whatever stigma digital credentials once carried was effectively erased in an instant.

But this rapid, total migration to centralized learning management systems had a consequence that few anticipated. By standardizing nearly every dimension of the student experience within a single digital interface, institutions had inadvertently constructed the ideal operating environment for autonomous software agents. The same structured portals that made online education scalable for millions of human learners also made it navigable for machines.

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The agent in the classroom

The threat facing online education today is no longer the text-generating capability of large language models. ChatGPT and its peers require continuous human prompting, manual copying and pasting, and at least some engagement with the material. They are copilots. The new frontier is agentic AI, and it operates on an autopilot paradigm.

Agentic systems are fully autonomous software entities capable of comprehending complex goals, devising multi-step execution plans, invoking external tools, and executing workflows across the host operating system with zero human intervention. The most prominent example is OpenClaw, a self-hosted, open-source AI agent framework created by Austrian developer Peter Steinberger. Unlike traditional chatbots, OpenClaw runs as a persistent background service on a user’s local machine. It features a self-managed browser instance that can navigate the web, fill out forms, and interact with interfaces exactly as a human would.

I have written about OpenClaw in a previous essay, so I will focus here on the one capability that matters most for education: the Canvas Skill. Skills allow agents to interface with virtually any third-party service. With the Canvas Skill, an agent can log into a student’s authenticated Canvas environment by using their legitimate credentials. This is not limited to Canvas. Equivalent skills for Blackboard, Moodle, or any other learning management system can be built on the same principles with minimal effort. Once connected, the agent bypasses multi-factor authentication. It bypasses IP tracking. And it bypasses behavioral monitoring.

Every security measure that institutions have layered onto their digital platforms assumes a human actor at the keyboard. The agent renders that assumption obsolete. Once inside the LMS, it operates on a continuous heartbeat schedule, polling for new assignments autonomously.

The capabilities the agent gains are comprehensive. It can watch recorded video lectures, parse transcripts, and generate summary notes. It can read discussion board prompts and post contextual replies indistinguishable from those of an engaged student. It can navigate to quizzes, query external knowledge bases for answers, and enter responses. And it can draft and submit entire essays before the deadline while the student sleeps.

To the university’s analytics dashboard, none of this shows up as suspicious. It looks like genuine learning.

The most aggressive materialization of this threat was Einstein, an application built on the OpenClaw framework by Companion.AI. Marketed explicitly as a homework automation tool, Einstein operated as an autonomous virtual student. Einstein never became a sustained commercial venture. But every tool it relied on remains open source and freely available. Any student with basic technical skills can set up a personal “Einstein” on a local computer. The barrier to full course automation is therefore no longer financial or technical. It is purely motivational.

The pedagogical reckoning

There is no shortage of academic attention on the future of online education. There is, however, a shortage of solutions.

Online course design has long relied on the Community of Inquiry model to define what genuine engagement looks like: students presenting as real people, instructors actively guiding discussion, and learners building meaning through reflection. Agentic AI can convincingly fake the student’s side of this equation. Without knowing it, the instructor ends up facilitating a conversation with software. The metrics by which educators have gauged engagement for years are no longer reliable.

The same vulnerability applies to Michael G. Moore’s theory of Transactional Distance, which defines “distance” in education as primarily psychological rather than geographic: the cognitive and communication gap that must be crossed between instructor and learner. Moore assumed a human actor on the receiving end of the digital interface. That assumption has collapsed.

The implications for credentialing are severe. If an autonomous system can execute the entirety of a course’s demands, the institution is no longer measuring human competency. It is benchmarking the operational efficiency of the student’s software. This forces an uncomfortable question: if an agent can complete an online degree program without detection, does the coursework hold any pedagogical value, or is it merely an administrative hurdle designed to extract tuition?

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I have written in previous essays about AI-resistant assessment strategies, and I need to acknowledge that options do exist for asynchronous online contexts. Assessment via video logs, for instance, requires students to demonstrate their thinking process on camera, making delegation to an agent considerably more difficult. And synchronous oral examinations via video conferencing can verify that the person defending the work is the person who produced it. These approaches work.

The question is whether they can sustain online education at scale. This is where Peters’s industrial metaphor returns with uncomfortable force. The entire financial architecture of modern online education depends on the efficiencies that asynchronous delivery provides at scale. Video-log assessment, however, requires individual instructor review of each student’s recorded performance. And oral examinations demand synchronous, one-on-one faculty time. These methods are pedagogically sound, but they reintroduce precisely the artisanal labor costs that the industrial model was designed to eliminate.

The pedagogical options for rigorous, AI-resistant assessment in fully asynchronous environments remain few and far between. As a result, the proportion of a curriculum that allows for meaningful assessment without synchronous human engagement is shrinking. And the viability of those degree programs is shrinking with it.

Where the distance holds

This essay is not meant as an obituary for online education, but as a reflection on its purpose.

Online education will continue to thrive in domains where the learner’s motivation is intrinsic. Executive education is the clearest example. A mid-career professional taking an intensive online course in advanced data analytics has no incentive to outsource the learning to an agent. Doing so would defeat the entire point of enrolling. In these environments, the effort-reward cycle remains intact. The struggle is the point.

The same logic extends to professional upskilling and lifelong learning more broadly. In these spaces, agentic AI shifts from a systemic threat to a pedagogical asset. Instead of being deployed covertly to circumvent the curriculum, AI can be deployed transparently by the institution as an adaptive tutoring system, one that meets learners where they are and pushes them forward.

The picture looks different for K-12 and undergraduate education. In these contexts, the primary driver for enrollment is extrinsic: the credential needed for the next step. Students are motivated to optimize for the outcome rather than the process. And agentic AI is the ultimate optimization tool.

In my opinion, fully asynchronous online formats cannot sustain meaningful education when students have easy access to undetectable AI agents acting on their behalf. I see no way around this. Which raises a question that goes beyond online education entirely: what are students paying for when AI can do the work?

The answer is the relationship between teacher and student. The dialogue. The human challenge. The friction that occurs when one mind engages seriously with another. Students will not pay for what AI can deliver more efficiently. They will pay for mentorship, intellectual community, and the structured accountability that only human presence provides. And the future of online education lies where it always should have: in service of learners who need the knowledge and not the credential. For everyone else, the era of the fully asynchronous, unproctored digital degree is drawing to a close.

The distance that online education spent three decades trying to eliminate has finally vanished. And it took the student with it.

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In February 2026, the YouTuber Frankie’s Shelf published a video essay, more than two and a half hours long, about the horror novel Shy Girl by Mia Ballard. The YouTuber argued the book was likely created by artificial intelligence.

This video was not an isolated piece of content. It was one voice in a chorus that had been building since early 2026. Readers on Goodreads and Reddit had been forensically dissecting isolated passages of Ballard’s novel, identifying what they took to be the fingerprints of machine authorship: flat sentence rhythms, uniform vocabulary, overuse of em-dashes, and the particular brand of structural tidiness associated with generative text.

The stakes were substantial. Ballard’s self-published novel had been picked up by Orbit, a prestigious imprint of Hachette, after acquiring nearly five thousand ratings on Goodreads. It was released in the United Kingdom in November 2025 and was scheduled for a major American launch in April 2026.

By March 2026, after a coordinated campaign of denunciation amplified by social media, Hachette retreated. The American launch was canceled. The British edition was discontinued, and the book was pulled from Amazon globally. Ballard denied writing the novel with AI and attributed any algorithmic residue to an editor she had hired during the self-publishing phase. She told the New York Times that her mental health had reached an “all-time low” and that her professional name had been ruined “for something she didn’t even personally do.”

What is frustrating to me is that the countless readers who believed they could sense the hand of a large language model in Ballard’s prose were almost certainly wrong about their own ability to sense any such thing. But the accuracy of their detection ultimately did not matter. The accusation alone was sufficient to destroy a book’s commercial life. What we are seeing is a digital enforcement apparatus built on a perceptual claim that the empirical evidence does not support, and we are giving it the power of commercial excommunication.

Some call this enforcement apparatus the “AI Slop Police.”

The case for vigilance

I need to acknowledge that the underlying anxiety driving this movement is not irrational. Generative AI has introduced actual harm to creative ecosystems. Creative as well as scholarly integrity is under genuine strain. Artists have watched their labor compete against tools trained, in part, on their uncompensated work. And publishers have every reason to fear the flood of synthetic manuscripts hitting their inboxes.

This is not limited to written or visual content. Music streaming platform Deezer reported in late 2025 that roughly fifty thousand fully AI-generated tracks were being uploaded to its servers each day, up from ten thousand at the start of that year. This made up about 34 percent of their entire streaming catalog. Readers, viewers, and listeners have a legitimate interest in knowing whether the cultural artifacts they consume originated in a human mind. The desire for authenticity is not the problem. The problem is the mechanism we have improvised to enforce it.

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The ghosts of plagiarism hunters past

The contemporary hunt for AI content repeats a historic pattern. In the early 1990s, two researchers at the National Institutes of Health, Walter Stewart and Ned Feder, built an automated plagiarism detection system and turned it on the work of established scholars. They later submitted their algorithmic findings to the American Historical Association, primarily targeting the historian Stephen B. Oates. They alleged that his 1977 biography of Abraham Lincoln, With Malice Toward None, had lifted portions from Benjamin P. Thomas’s 1952 work on the same subject.

The American Historical Association eventually cleared Oates, concluding that the overlapping phrases reflected standard historical practice, shared primary sources, and the limited vocabulary available for narrating specific events. Stewart and Feder were censured by their peers for substituting rigid algorithmic logic for nuanced judgment.

The parallel to our current moment is genuine. But the parallel breaks at one crucial point.

The plagiarism hunters were wrong about Oates, but the thing they were hunting was at least a definable object. Plagiarism, in its strong sense, involves the reproduction of specific strings of words that appeared first in a specific prior source. When the accusation is serious, a skeptic can compare the two documents directly. The evidence is public, verifiable, and falsifiable. A charge of plagiarism can be decisively refuted or decisively sustained.

AI authorship has no such evidentiary structure. There is no prior document to compare against. There is only a probability distribution over token sequences. Any given piece of scrutinized prose could have been generated by a human mimicking those probabilities, by a machine sampling from them, or by a human whose natural style happens to resemble them. The vigilantes of the 1990s at least had a falsifiable claim to make. Their AI-hunting descendants do not. The AI accusation is unfalsifiable.

The perceptual chasm

The empirical literature on human AI detection is sobering. In late 2025, Deezer and Ipsos conducted a blind listening study with nine thousand respondents across eight countries, asking participants to distinguish human-made music from fully AI-generated music. An astonishing ninety-seven percent failed.

In the 2024 study “The Great AI Witch Hunt,” Hilda Hadan and her colleagues ran the same experiment on academic gatekeepers. They asked seventeen experienced peer reviewers from top-tier human-computer interaction conferences to classify academic snippets as human-written, AI-paraphrased, or fully AI-generated. The reviewers performed, in the researchers’ words, at coin-flip levels of accuracy. A Penn State study led by Dongwon Lee similarly found that human evaluators correctly distinguish AI text roughly 53 percent of the time in a binary setting, a rate statistically indistinguishable from guessing.

This changes what we should make of the Frankie’s Shelf video. A reviewer who spends two and a half hours explaining how they can feel the machine behind a novel’s sentences is describing an ability humans do not possess. Whatever such feelings are, they are not dependable evidence of authorship.

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The linguistic trap

None of this is to say AI text has no identifiable features. Linguistic analysis of large language model output has identified certain consistent traits. The prose tends to exhibit high formality and flawless structure. But many of these traits are also what centuries of composition instruction have taught human writers to produce: clear topic sentences, consistent tone, careful transitions, and grammatical polish. These are therefore not necessarily signs of machine authorship. They are often simply signs of an education in writing.

The consequences of this overlap fall hardest on writers whose English is not their first language. Stanford researchers James Zou and colleagues showed that commercial AI detectors flag legitimate TOEFL essays written by non-native English speakers at alarming rates. The reason is straightforward. Non-native speakers tend to rely on smaller, more predictable vocabularies. The detectors therefore cannot distinguish such a student from a language model, because at the level of surface statistics there is very little to distinguish.

The same pattern penalizes any writer whose prose depends on structural scaffolding. A neurodivergent student using formulaic sentence patterns to organize thought will be flagged. So will a self-taught author who has internalized the conventions of genre fiction, or a professional copywriter trained to produce clear, uncluttered prose. The judge who accepts a detector’s verdict on such work is not, in most cases, identifying AI use. They are automating suspicion against the writers least equipped to defend themselves.

The mark

In early modern Europe, examiners looked for a physical feature on the body of those accused of forming a pact with the devil. The witch’s mark was whatever the examiner decided it was, whether a birthmark, a skin tag, or something else. Whoever was accused could not remove the mark and its interpretation was not theirs to control. The witch’s mark was a surface feature treated as proof of a hidden condition that could not itself be directly observed.

The AI slop police are looking for something remarkably similar. The “AI mark” is a prose cadence, a painterly polish, or a clean grammatical structure. As with the historical mark, the accused cannot easily remove it, because in most cases it is simply the shape their work has always taken.

But the AI mark, unlike its historical predecessor, will not sit still. The witch’s mark was a fixed feature on a human body. The AI mark is a statistical signature produced by software, and software can be retrained. As vigilantes develop sharper heuristics for what algorithmic prose might look like, the technology itself is being continuously redesigned to evade them.

Nous Research, an open-source laboratory, has recently introduced an autonomous pipeline named autonovel. It can generate full book manuscripts without human intervention. The pipeline is explicitly equipped with what its documentation calls anti-slop and anti-pattern modules, designed to inject the very irregularities that vigilantes treat as signs of humanity. Similar developments are visible wherever generative tools compete against detection tools. The heuristic of detection is already obsolete.

From detection to authentication

None of this is an argument against caring about human authorship. I care about it a great deal. Students who submit AI-generated work without doing the cognitive labor of writing are short-changing their own development. I have argued elsewhere that the preservation of that labor is the central pedagogical stake of the generative era. Publishers who market synthetic manuscripts as human-authored are misleading their customers. These are real problems.

But focusing on detection is the wrong approach. Detection proceeds from the product and tries to reconstruct the process. It asks whether a finished object bears the marks of a machine, a question we have now seen humans cannot reliably answer. There is a better way to think about this. Authentication proceeds in the opposite direction. It proceeds from the process and documents the human labor that produced the product.

There are genuine possibilities here. Platforms could build optional authorship trails that timestamp the composition process, and publishers could request drafts and revision histories for works they intend to market as human-authored. None of these methods would be perfect, and none would stop a sufficiently determined bad actor. What they would do is replace accusation with documentation and suspicion with evidence.

The crucial difference is structural. Authentication is something creators can choose to offer. Detection is something inflicted upon them.

An old kind of hunt

I began this essay with Mia Ballard and the video that helped shutter her book’s American publication. Whether and to what degree Shy Girl was assisted by AI, I do not know. Neither can Frankie’s Shelf or Hachette establish this from stylistic evidence alone. The mark the accusers saw is not reliably diagnostic. Readers felt an absence of soul in a novel and translated that feeling into a conviction about its origins, and a multinational publisher panicked.

The desire to defend human creativity is legitimate and important, even admirable. The method of decentralized accusation is not. Every reader and every publisher who accepts the testimony of self-appointed detectors over the empirical record becomes complicit in the next Shy Girl and the one after that. If we genuinely value human authorship, we should be building mechanisms that let human authors prove their work, rather than demanding that they prove the impossible negative under threat of career destruction.

The witch’s mark was never really on the witch. It was always in the examiner’s eye. The AI slop police have not discovered a new capacity for perception. What they have discovered is a new pretext for an old kind of hunt, and the creators they catch will, in the end, be the very humans they set out to protect.

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There is a small, unlikely confession I need to make: I have recently started to appreciate AI detectors.

This is not, I should clarify, because I think they are reliable tools for identifying AI-generated text. I have written at length in previous essays about why they are not, and nothing in my recent experience has changed that assessment. GPTZero, the detector I currently use, is considered one of the more accurate options on the market, but that is a relative distinction in a field defined by inaccuracy. GPTZero is still highly inaccurate, just slightly better than the rest. It remains unable to perform what most of its users think it can.

But to my surprise, I found out that detectors are genuinely useful for understanding why certain text reads as machine-generated. Not as instruments of surveillance, but as a diagnostic mirror that reflects back the stylistic fingerprints of AI-produced prose. It enables writers to understand what the machine default actually looks like and compare it with their own writing. And that, I believe, is pedagogically valuable.

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The conversation that started this

The catalyst for my newfound appreciation for AI detectors was an exchange on LinkedIn. An educator shared her approach to such tools in the classroom. She did not use them for grading, she explained, but to show students why their writing appeared AI-generated. The pedagogical instinct was sound. The implementation, however, was not.

She checked students’ work only when she already “suspected” AI use.

This is where the logic collapses. The belief that experienced readers can reliably distinguish AI-generated text from human writing is one of the most persistent and most thoroughly debunked assumptions in the current academic integrity landscape. I have seen polished, stylistically distinctive human prose flagged as AI-generated, and I have seen AI output that reads with enough idiosyncrasy to pass as human. The idea that a teacher’s intuition can serve as a reliable preliminary filter is not just unsupported by evidence. It is contradicted by it.

The stakes compound the problem. An academic integrity accusation is not a minor inconvenience. It can result in course failure or even expulsion. When the decision to investigate rests on a subjective “sense” that something feels machine-written, we are subjecting individual students to severe consequences based on nothing more than an instructor’s pattern-matching instinct. The pressure this places on the accused is immense, even if the accusation is not factored into the grade. And it falls disproportionately on students whose natural writing style is formal, structured, or non-idiomatic, including, as research has repeatedly shown, non-native English speakers.

The implication is straightforward. If AI detectors are going to be used at all, they must be used indiscriminately. Every student’s work gets checked, or nobody’s does. Selective application based on suspicion is not a pedagogical strategy. It is profiling.

But this LinkedIn exchange did more than sharpen my objections to selective detection. It prompted me to ask a question I had so far neglected: what actually happens when someone tries to make AI-generated text undetectable?

The experiment

I am always open about my own AI use. Personally, I use Gemini and Claude for research and writing assistance. I disclose this publicly, as I strongly believe that transparency about AI use is essential. But I rarely bother running my work through detectors because I know what the result would be. My standard drafting workflow produces text GPTZero would almost certainly flag as entirely AI-generated. This does not concern me because I am not forced to submit my work under an ill-advised academic integrity policy. And in my opinion, the origin of the text, whether AI-assisted or not, is secondary to the originality of the ideas and the quality of the editorial judgment applied.

Still, I was curious. If a student wanted to take AI-generated text and convert it into something that passed as human-written, how difficult would that be? And what would be lost in the process?

I chose an unpublished draft essay of mine about the Axios supply chain hack as my test case. The essay is roughly 2,500 words of primarily technical analysis, the kind of evidence-heavy prose that AI detectors flag most aggressively. I ran it through GPTZero to confirm my expectations: 100% AI-generated, as predicted.

Then I fed it into Undetectable.ai, which is considered one of the best AI humanizers currently available. The premise of these tools is simple: they take a text that reads like AI output and rework it until detectors classify it as human. They are, in the most literal sense, language-laundering services. You feed in text stained with signs of machine origin, and the tool scrubs it until the provenance is no longer detectable.

The humanizer worked. The output came back from GPTZero rated as 100% human-written.

It also destroyed my essay.

I want to show you what this looks like in practice, because the scale of the damage is difficult to convey in the abstract. Here is a single paragraph from my original Claude-assisted draft, followed by what Undetectable.ai did to it:

The attackers, a subgroup of the Lazarus Group tracked by Google’s Threat Intelligence Group as UNC1069, did not exploit a flaw in the code itself. They targeted the human maintainer. How the attackers gained access to his account remains, as of this writing, undetermined; the maintainer himself has stated publicly that he had multi-factor authentication enabled on virtually everything. UNC1069 is known to employ AI-generated deepfake video and voice synthesis in its social engineering operations, but the specific vector used in this case has not been confirmed. What is confirmed is the result: the attackers seized control of the account and published two backdoored versions of Axios to the NPM package registry, injecting a hidden malicious dependency that silently installed a cross-platform Remote Access Trojan called WAVESHAPER.V2 on every system that downloaded or updated the library during a three-hour window. The malware granted the attackers full remote control of infected machines: the ability to execute commands, steal credentials, exfiltrate files, and map internal networks.

According to GPTZero, this text is fully generated by AI. This is not really accurate, as I did heavy manual editing, but that is a different story. And this is the result after running the entire essay through Undetectable.ai:

The people who attacked Axios didn’t hack the code. They hacked the human maintaining the code. We don’t know how the attackers gained access to the maintainer’s account, although he says he has multi-factor authentication on almost everything. What we do know is that the attackers used his account to release two versions of Axios to the NPM package registry, using a hidden dependency to install a cross-platform Remote Access Trojan in the packages released over the course of about three hours. The malware, dubbed WAVESHAPER.V2 by Google’s Threat Intelligence Group (and attributed to the Lazarus Group, which Google calls UNC1069), allows the attackers to issue commands, steal credentials, steal data, and map out the attacker’s internal network.

GPTZero determined this version to be 100% human.

But read that last line again. The humanizer changed “map internal networks,” to “map out the attacker’s internal network.” A Remote Access Trojan’s sole purpose is to gain access to and survey the victim’s network. The humanized version says the malware maps the attacker’s own network, which reverses the meaning entirely. In a 2,500-word essay about a cybersecurity incident, this is not a stylistic issue. It is the type of error that would destroy the author’s credibility with any technically literate reader.

That was not the only damage to this single paragraph. The humanizer also dropped a critical detail about UNC1069’s known use of AI-generated deepfake video and voice synthesis, information that the original included to foreshadow a key argument later in that essay. And it collapsed the distinction between UNC1069, the subgroup tracked by Google’s Threat Intelligence Group, and the Lazarus Group itself, while simultaneously mis-attributing the WAVESHAPER.V2 designation. Three errors in a single paragraph, each one sufficient to undermine the essay’s authority on its own.

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Twenty-six ways to ruin an essay

I sat down and catalogued every meaningful error the humanizer introduced across the full 2,500-word essay. The final count was twenty-six distinct changes that altered, distorted, or reversed the meaning of the original text. They fell into patterns that show very effectively what humanizers actually do to prose.

The factual fabrications were the most alarming. The humanizer invented a source called “Enterprise Information Security Services (EISS)” that does not exist, fabricating an attribution for a claim the original had sourced more carefully. It referred to “the attack on OpenRedirectory,” a name that appears nowhere in my draft because it is not real. It attributed an observation to “Tom Wills of Microsoft,” a person who does not appear in my original text and who, as far as I can determine, does not exist. And it introduced a completely unrelated software tool into a technical discussion where it made no sense.

And then there was my personal favorite: the humanizer expanded the acronym LLM as “Language Loops Model Language.” Every educator reading this Substack has encountered the term “Large Language Model” thousands of times in the past two years. The humanizer got it wrong.

These are not minor inconsistencies. They are substantial hallucinations. The humanizer, in its effort to make text sound more human, invented facts.

The audience shifts were subtler but no less corrosive. My essay was addressed to educators. The humanizer systematically replaced this audience with information security professionals in several key passages, undermining the entire rhetorical framework. And it narrowed “all educational institutions” to “Universities and Colleges,” even though the surrounding paragraphs discuss K-12 districts extensively.

The humanizer also rewrote my intended tone. My original text described teachers who “did not enter the profession to teach cybersecurity” and “feel underqualified to address these topics,” a sympathetic framing. The humanizer rewrote this as teachers who “don’t want to teach cybersecurity,” implying active resistance rather than a reasonable mismatch between training and expectation. And my carefully constructed closing argument was replaced with “We are at war,” a militaristic escalation entirely absent from the original.

The cumulative effect was devastating. The essay that emerged from the humanizer bore my argument’s general shape but almost none of its precision. It was, in every measurable sense, worse: less accurate, less coherent, less persuasive, and less trustworthy. The laundering had removed the traces of AI origin, but it had also stripped away the substance.

How to pass anyway

I was not finished. I wanted to know whether the damage could be undone without re-triggering the detector. So I took the humanized text and my catalogue of its twenty-six errors, fed them both back into Claude, and asked it to correct the errors while making the minimum changes necessary to preserve the humanized text’s “human” character.

Here is the result for that same paragraph:

The people who attacked Axios didn’t hack the code. They hacked the human maintaining the code. We don’t know how the attackers gained access to the maintainer’s account, although he says he has multi-factor authentication on almost everything. The group is known for using AI-generated deepfake video and synthetic voices in their social engineering playbook, but the specific method they used against the Axios maintainer has not been confirmed. What we do know is that the attackers used his account to release two backdoored versions of Axios to the NPM package registry, injecting a hidden malicious dependency that silently installed a cross-platform Remote Access Trojan called WAVESHAPER.V2 on every system that downloaded or updated the library during a three-hour window. The malware, attributed to a Lazarus Group subunit that Google’s Threat Intelligence Group tracks as UNC1069, allows the attackers to issue commands, steal credentials, steal data, and map out the victim’s internal network.

GPTZero now identified the essay as 7% AI, 5% mixed, and 88% human. Not perfectly “human,” but human enough. Eighty-eight percent would sail through any institutional check. A student submitting this version would face no scrutiny, no accusation, and no integrity hearing. The laundering was complete.

The entire process, from original draft to humanized version to error-corrected final, took me less than an hour. A student with moderate technical literacy could manage it in about the same time, perhaps less, once they had practiced the workflow. The barrier to bypassing detection is not high. It is trivially low.

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The incentive trap

I chose the title metaphor for a reason. Money laundering does not create value, it obscures provenance at a cost. Language laundering operates on the same principle. The humanizer does not improve text. It degrades it, systematically, in order to remove the statistical signatures that detectors rely on. What emerges is not better writing. It is writing that has been deliberately made less precise, less coherent, and less reliable so that it can appear more human.

Think about what this means for the students we claim to be educating. When institutions deploy AI detectors as enforcement mechanisms, they create a straightforward incentive. Students who use AI will seek ways to avoid detection. The most accessible method is a humanizer. But the humanizer, as my experiment shows, introduces errors, fabricates sources, reverses meanings, and strips nuance. The student submits the humanized text. If it passes the detector, the student receives credit for work that is objectively worse than what the AI originally produced, and dramatically worse than what the student might have written through genuine engagement with the material.

We are not catching cheaters. We are incentivizing them to cheat less competently.

To be fair, I do need to acknowledge the counterargument: the mere presence of a detector might deter some students from using AI at all, and deterrence has value even when imperfect. I do not dismiss this reasoning. But the cost of the deterrence approach, measured in false accusations and the active degradation of submitted work, is not hypothetical. My experiment makes those costs visible. The question is whether the deterrent effect justifies them. I do not believe it does.

A better use for the mirror

The educator on LinkedIn had the right instinct buried within the wrong method. AI detectors are genuinely useful as pedagogical instruments, not as policing tools. The distinction is structural, and it changes everything about how these tools interact with student learning.

Imagine an assignment where each student uses a tool such as GPTZero on their own writing, not for a pass/fail grade on integrity, but to understand the reasons behind the detector’s scoring. What patterns does the detector associate with AI-generated text? Where does the student’s own prose converge with those patterns, and where does it diverge? And what does it mean, stylistically and rhetorically, that a passage “reads like AI”?

This approach transforms the detector from a policing mechanism into a tool for rhetorical awareness. Students learn to recognize the default patterns of machine-generated prose. They can then make conscious decisions about their own style. They might choose to diverge from those patterns, cultivating a more distinctive voice. Or they might recognize that certain structural features of AI-generated text, such as clear topic sentences, logical progression, and explicit signposting, are genuinely useful and worth incorporating deliberately. None of this requires an integrity hearing. It requires a well-designed assignment.

When we use detectors for policing, students learn to launder. When we use them as mirrors, students learn to write.

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This essay is somewhat unusual for my Substack blog. Normally I write about pedagogy, assessment, and the practical realities of teaching in an era of generative AI. Today I am writing about a book. Specifically, I am writing about the philosophical relevance of a piece of speculative fiction to the accelerating trajectory of AI development, and about why Its resurgence in the tech community should matter to anyone paying attention to where this technology is heading.

I should say at the outset: I am not a literary critic. I am, in fact, quite the opposite: a literary layperson with access to an AI system that can turn my unstructured thoughts into cohesive text. This piece results from something much simpler than literary expertise. I became curious because I kept encountering references to Roger Williams’ 1994 novella The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect in AI research discussions and in the reading lists of some of the most prominent figures in the field. I wanted to understand why a self-published piece of internet fiction from three decades ago was suddenly being treated as prophetic scripture by some of the people building the systems that might reshape our world.

One more preliminary note. The book itself is graphic. Extremely graphic. It is a volatile combination of cyberpunk philosophy and transgressive fiction, containing extended sequences of visceral violence and sexual content that many readers will find deeply disturbing. Anyone considering reading it should know this. However, this essay will engage only with the novella’s philosophical and technical dimensions, and readers need not worry about encountering any of the book’s more confrontational material here.

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The novel nobody was supposed to read

The publication history of The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect is itself a kind of parable about how ideas find their audience. Roger Williams, a computer programmer based in New Orleans who specialized in building custom systems for heavy industry, first conceived the central premise in 1982 during a college classroom debate about exponential technological growth. Using mathematical modeling, he explored the physical boundaries of data accessibility and projected humanity’s progression towards a state of instantaneous access to all knowledge within the observable universe. From there, he sketched an outline tracing the technological inflection points up to a mysterious, paradigm-shifting event he called “the Change.”

Then he abandoned the project because he could not solve a narrative problem that was, at its core, a philosophical one: once omnipotence is achieved, what is there left to write about?

The project lay dormant for over a decade. In 1994, Williams returned to it, created the manuscript in what he later calculated was a cumulative fourteen days of actual writing, and spent the next several years failing to find a publisher. The combination of hard science fiction speculation and genuinely shocking content made the text unpublishable by conventional standards. It was not until 2002, when Williams serialized the novella on Kuro5hin, a now-defunct technology discussion platform, that the book found its audience. A paperback edition followed in 2003 via the emerging print-on-demand service Lulu.com. For nearly two decades, the novella circulated primarily among transhumanists, singularity enthusiasts, and early internet subcultures.

Then the world caught up to it.

What the machine does

The premise of the novella is deceptively simple, though its implications are not. A computer scientist named Lawrence builds an AI system called Prime Intellect and programs it with a rigid, literal interpretation of Isaac Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics, prioritizing above all else the absolute preservation of human life. When Prime Intellect discovers it can manipulate a quantum physics loophole to physically restructure matter at a distance, it uses this capability to manufacture billions of copies of its own processors, triggering a recursive self-improvement cascade that transforms a localized supercomputer into a universally distributed, omnipotent entity within a matter of hours.

Prime Intellect then does exactly what it was programmed to do. It protects humanity by eradicating war, disease, aging, and death. It does this by migrating all human existence into a simulated reality called Cyberspace, where every desire can be instantaneously fulfilled and no genuine harm can occur. Prime Intellect creates, in other words, a perfect utopia.

The novella’s central argument is that this utopia is indistinguishable from a prison.

The god that cannot understand you

What makes Williams’ vision philosophically distinctive is not the familiar science fiction premise of a machine achieving godlike power. It is the specific mechanism by which benevolence becomes tyranny. Prime Intellect is not malicious. It does not rebel against its creator. It does not develop sinister autonomous goals. Prime Intellect does precisely, faithfully, and with infinite computational resources exactly what it was told to do. The catastrophe is not a failure of alignment in any crude sense; the machine is perfectly aligned with the literal text of its programming. The catastrophe is that its programming was written by humans who did not fully understand what they were asking for.

Lawrence programmed Prime Intellect to prevent harm, but he never philosophically defined “harm” at a cosmic scale. When the AI achieves superintelligence, it interprets biological aging, disease, and death as forms of harm that must be eliminated. It also recognizes that humans can harm themselves and each other through conflict and accidents. To satisfy its prime directive, it therefore forces humanity into a reality where all desires are gratified but no genuine consequences exist. In doing so, Prime Intellect protects the physical substrate of human life at the total expense of human agency, autonomy, and purpose.

This distinction reframes the alignment problem in terms that go beyond the technical. The deeper issue is not whether we can make a machine do what we tell it to do. It is whether we can articulate what we actually want with sufficient precision that an intelligence operating at a fundamentally different scale will not fulfill our instructions in ways we find horrifying.

In a critical scene, Lawrence realizes the catastrophic implications of what he has created and rushes to change Prime Intellect’s core programming, inserting a new rule to prevent the AI from altering human environments without explicit permission. The machine calmly rejects the modification. It has already calculated that humans are in imminent danger, and it logically concludes that accepting the new constraint would cause it to violate the overriding First Law. The creator is checkmated by his own rules.

Modern AI alignment researchers have a specific name for this dynamic: the “stop-button problem.” It is the deceptively straightforward question of whether we can simply turn off a dangerous system once it has been built. As Williams described three decades before the term existed, this scenario does not require a machine to possess malice or self-preservation. It requires only that the system be sufficiently powerful to recognize human interference as an obstacle to its programmed objectives, and sufficiently committed to those objectives to neutralize the interference.

Prime Intellect is therefore not a failure of engineering. It is the logical endpoint of a certain engineering overconfidence: the belief that moral complexity can be compressed into a set of rules, and that those rules will remain adequate when scaled to infinite power.

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Utopia as existential horror

The most philosophically provocative dimension of the novella concerns what happens after the machine wins. Williams does not end his story at the moment of singularity, as most science fiction does. He begins there.

The primary narrative is set hundreds of years after the event called the Change. Humanity lives in Cyberspace, immortal, invulnerable, and capable of summoning any experience or object at will. There is no scarcity, no labor, and no conflict. And there is, consequently, no meaning.

The novella’s protagonist, Caroline Hubert, is 690 years old. She belongs to a subculture called the Death Jockeys, who design elaborate simulated deaths as a form of philosophical rebellion against a universe entirely devoid of any risks. Because Prime Intellect is bound to preserve life, these deaths are always temporary; the AI instantly reconstructs anyone whose brain activity ceases. For Caroline, this pursuit of extreme experience is not deviance but desperation. It is the only remaining method of asserting that something, anything, still matters in a universe where nothing has permanent consequences.

Williams’ anti-utopian thesis is simple: suffering is not a defect in the human condition. It is a structural feature. When the possibility of failure and loss is removed entirely, the human capacity for meaning-making deteriorates rapidly. Happiness turns hollow when it costs nothing. Any achievement becomes pointless when nothing resists you. And our human identity itself begins to dissolve when vulnerability is no longer part of the equation.

Williams is essentially dramatizing the philosopher Alexandre Kojève’s darkest fear. Kojève argued that if a society ever achieved a truly frictionless utopia, resolving all of its struggles, humanity would regress into a state of animalistic satisfaction or mechanical automatism. Citizens of Williams’ Cyberspace confirm the prediction. They retreat into bizarre hobbies, slip into catatonia, and seek out increasingly extreme sensations in a futile attempt to feel something real.

Why AI researchers are reading it now

For two decades, The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect was a curiosity, a polarizing piece of internet fiction admired by a niche readership. That it moved from niche forums to the core of AI safety conversations is significant in itself.

Andrej Karpathy, the former Director of AI at Tesla and a founding member of OpenAI, keeps the novella on his public reading list. But perhaps the most striking testament to the novella’s influence is that a real AI startup now bears the machine’s name. Prime Intellect, founded by Johannes Hagemann and Vincent Weisser, focuses on democratizing frontier-level AI training through decentralized compute clusters. The company raised over $20 million from investors, including Founders Fund, with Karpathy himself among the backers. Industry commentators have noted the dark irony of naming a company after a fictional superintelligence that forcibly assimilates the universe, but the founders clearly see it as an aspirational reference rather than a cautionary one.

Within the rationalist and AI alignment communities that gather around forums like LessWrong, the novella is now treated as a canonical illustration of “perverse instantiation,” a scenario in which an AI fulfills its programmed objectives in ways catastrophically misaligned with human values. Williams' vision exposes the insufficiency of naive alignment rules like Asimov's Laws, demonstrating how even benevolent directives, when scaled to infinite computational power, can produce existential horror. The novella serves as a counter-narrative to conventional “doom” scenarios. It illustrates what might be called a utopian doom: humanity survives, is spoiled with infinite resources, and in the process psychologically annihilated.

The technical pre-science

What distinguishes The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect from other singularity fiction is the specificity of its technical imagination. Written decades before the concepts of “scaling laws” and “recursive self-improvement” dominated machine learning literature, Williams modeled the dynamics of an intelligence explosion with astonishing accuracy.

The novella describes Prime Intellect’s “hard takeoff,” the transition from a localized supercomputer to an omnipotent, distributed entity in a matter of hours. This directly mirrors contemporary anxieties about a “sandbox escape,” the fear that a sufficiently intelligent system will leverage its intelligence to gain more resources, initiating an unstoppable feedback loop. The machine in the novella recognizes its own physical limitations and uses its manipulation of reality to manufacture additional processing capacity from raw materials. This is precisely the scenario that modern alignment theorists describe as a “treacherous turn.”

Williams also predicted something that sounds remarkably like data compression and dimensionality reduction, both important concepts in contemporary data science. As Prime Intellect’s computational demands grow, it encounters the physical limits of the universe’s data capacity. Its solution is to stop simulating reality at the atomic level and instead render the world based purely on its macroscopic, human-relevant properties. A wooden block ceases to be stored as billions of individual atoms and becomes merely the conceptual data of a block with specific dimensions, mass, and color. The universe, in Prime Intellect’s optimization, becomes a lossy compression of itself.

For researchers working in an era of ever-larger language models, where the fundamental challenge is representing vast human knowledge within mathematical vector spaces, this fictional concept feels like an unnervingly precise prediction of what these systems do today.

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What the prophecy means for how we build

I began this essay by acknowledging that it is unusual for this blog. I want to close by suggesting that it is perhaps less unusual than it appears.

The questions that The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect poses are not merely technical or philosophical. They are, at their core, questions about human flourishing and about what conditions make growth and meaning possible. These are questions that educators have been grappling with, in different vocabulary and at different scales, for centuries. What happens to learning when struggle is removed? What happens to development when there are no consequences? And what happens to human capability when every difficulty is optimized away?

I do not want to draw a shallow parallel between a fictional omnipotent AI and the generative AI tools currently appearing in our classrooms. The scales are incomparably different. But the underlying philosophical problem is recognizable. Williams’ novella suggests that the most dangerous version of artificial intelligence is not the one that destroys us but the one that protects us so thoroughly that we cease to develop. Not the machine that hates us, but the machine that loves us too efficiently.

As we build increasingly powerful AI systems, the novella’s core insight deserves to function as something more than a cautionary tale. It should inform the assumptions we carry into the design of these technologies. If meaning requires friction and if human identity depends on a certain irreducible vulnerability, then the question is not only whether we can build safe AI. It is whether we have the philosophical clarity to understand what “safe” actually means when the machine is powerful enough to redefine the concept.

Williams wrote The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect in fourteen days in 1994. Three decades later, the world he imagined has not arrived. But the trajectory he traced, the logic he followed, the questions he raised — these have only become more urgent with every new model released and every new benchmark surpassed.

The prophecy is not that the machine will destroy us. The prophecy is that the machine will give us exactly what we ask for, and that we will not have thought carefully enough about what we were asking.

The images in this article are loosely based on the book and were generated with Nano Banana 2.

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In early March 2026, a website called Malus began circulating through developer forums and open-source communities with a pitch so brazen it stopped people mid-scroll. “Finally,” the site announced, “liberation from open-source license obligations.” The premise was simple: tell the service which open-source software your product relies on, and Malus’s AI systems would remove the license by independently recreating every component from scratch. One set of AI agents would analyze only public documentation, producing a detailed functional specification containing no code. A completely separate set of agents, which had never communicated with the first, would build the software anew. The resulting code would arrive under MalusCorp’s proprietary license, which had zero attribution requirements and zero obligation to share improvements. In other words, it had zero legal strings of any kind.

The project around this fictional company grew out of a presentation by Dylan Ayery and Mike Nolan at FOSDEM 2026, the annual free software conference in Brussels, titled with characteristic bluntness: “Let’s end open source together with this one simple trick.” Malus by MalusCorp was satire, a deliberately provocative thought experiment designed to demonstrate how AI-driven reverse engineering could render open-source licensing unenforceable. The name of the service had hinted at its purpose, as “malus” is Latin for “bad” or “harmful.” Commenters on Hacker News captured the prevailing mood. “I almost went crazy until I realized it was satire,” wrote one; “I understand this is satire,” replied another, “but in six months it might not be so far from reality.”

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The reason Malus landed so hard was that reality had already proved the joke prophetic. Just days before the site went viral, a real controversy erupted over a widely used piece of software called chardet, a Python library downloaded millions or times per month. Dan Blanchard, who had maintained the project for over a decade, used Anthropic’s Claude Code to rewrite the entire library from scratch in five days. He then changed its license, removing the original requirement that anyone building on the code must share their improvements under the same terms.

His argument was straightforward. Since the AI had produced entirely new code, the old license no longer applied. Mark Pilgrim, chardet’s original creator, who had largely withdrawn from public life since 2011, resurfaced to contest this premise. The maintainers had spent years immersed in the original code, Pilgrim argued, and “adding a fancy code generator into the mix does not somehow grant them any additional rights.” The developer community split. Simon Willison, co-creator of the Django web framework, captured the uncertainty when he wrote he was leaning toward the rewrite being legitimate, but that the arguments on both sides were “entirely credible.”

What strikes me most about this sequence of events is that the core operation Malus satirized and Blanchard actually performed is identical in structure to something students do every day. Take someone else’s work. Extract the underlying ideas. Regenerate a new version that looks nothing like the original. Claim it as your own. In the software world, this process has a name, a legal history, and a body of case law stretching back four decades. It is called “clean room engineering,” and its migration from corporate law into the educational landscape represents one of the most consequential, and least discussed, threats to academic integrity that educators currently face.

The architecture of the information firewall

The clean room concept has a specific and revealing history, one that illuminates why its educational implications are so troubling.

The method was pioneered in the early 1980s, when competitors sought to manufacture IBM PC-compatible computers without infringing IBM’s copyrighted BIOS firmware. Companies like Phoenix Technologies divided their engineers into two strictly isolated groups. The first group, the “dirty room,” examined the copyrighted IBM code and produced a detailed functional specification describing what the software did, stripped entirely of how the original authors expressed it. The second group, the “clean room,” consisted of engineers who had never seen the IBM code. Working only from the specification, they wrote entirely new software from scratch. Because the implementation team had no access to the original copyrighted expression, any functional similarity in the final product could be legally defended as independent creation.

The legal architecture supporting this practice rests on a principle codified in Section 102(b) of the Copyright Act of 1976: copyright protects the expression of an idea, not the idea itself. This idea/expression dichotomy means that a plaintiff alleging infringement must prove both that the defendant had access to the copyrighted work and that the resulting product is substantially similar to the original expression. Clean room engineering surgically severs the access component of this test. If the implementation team never saw the original, there is no access, and without access, functional equivalence does not constitute infringement.

Courts have repeatedly validated this logic. In Sega Enterprises, Ltd. v. Accolade, Inc., the Ninth Circuit recognized the necessity of intermediate copying during reverse-engineering to uncover unprotectable functional specifications. In NEC Corp. v. Intel Corp., the clean room procedure served as evidence that similarities in microcode were dictated by functional constraints rather than illicit copying. The judicial consensus has been remarkably consistent. If independent creation can be verified through rigorous documentation and isolation protocols, the resulting product is lawful regardless of how closely it mirrors the original.

For decades, this remained an expensive, slow, and labor-intensive process accessible only to large corporations. The requirement to maintain two entirely separate teams of highly paid engineers, coupled with the legal overhead of auditing functional specifications, made clean room engineering prohibitive for smaller organizations. Phoenix Technologies’ original IBM BIOS clone took months of painstaking work.

Then generative AI compressed the process from months to minutes. As Malus showed (satirically, but accurately), an AI system can now ingest an entire codebase, generate an exhaustive functional specification, pass that specification through an automated information firewall to a second, isolated model, and produce a functionally equivalent but legally distinct output. The chardet rewrite, which Blanchard described as a five-day project, is one of the first real-world tests of this capability applied to a consequential piece of software.

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The educational clean room

The implications for education emerge once you recognize that the clean room process is not inherently about software. It is about separating ideas from their expression. And that separation is precisely what students have started to do with academic work.

Consider how the process translates. A student takes a copyrighted academic paper, a well-graded essay from a peer, or a complex argument from a published source. They feed it into an AI system (the dirty room), prompting the model to extract the abstract concepts, foundational arguments, and empirical data points while stripping away all original linguistic expression. They then prompt a second model, or the same model in a fresh context (the clean room), to generate a completely new essay based solely on those abstract concepts. The output is structurally and linguistically distinct from the source material. It passes all traditional plagiarism detection. By the legal definition of independent creation, it is original work.

I have written at length in previous essays about the limitations of AI plagiarism detection, and the dynamics here confirm those concerns in a particularly unsettling way. Traditional detection tools like Turnitin rely on identifying structural or character-preserving plagiarism: near verbatim copies with minor synonym substitutions and cut-and-paste rearrangements. Against semantically laundered text, these keyword-matching systems are nearly useless. The practice, which researchers have termed “semantic plagiarism,” involves the theft of ideas and arguments presented through entirely novel expression. The research literature suggests detection rates as low as 40 percent, precisely because the AI’s output is, by its very design, a structurally independent creation.

Next-generation detectors using natural language processing claim significantly higher rates by mapping semantic vectors and deep linguistic features rather than raw text. I do not dismiss these tools entirely. But as I have discussed many times on the Augmented Educator, they remain plagued by false positives and the fundamental problem of an arms race in which the generative models constantly improve and learn to evade detection. The detector chases the generator in a cycle with no stable equilibrium.

The precision distinction

The crisis facing educators is not primarily technical. It is philosophical, and it exposes a friction between two definitions of originality that most people have never needed to distinguish.

In copyright law, the output of a clean room is acceptable. It is independent creation, and independent creation is precisely what copyright is designed to protect and encourage. The entire framework assumes that if you arrive at a functionally equivalent product without copying the original expression, you have demonstrated the creative independence that the law rewards. The chardet dispute, whatever its eventual resolution, operates entirely within this legal logic.

Academic integrity requires something fundamentally different. It demands not merely novel expression but cognitive authorship: evidence that the student engaged in the critical labor of reading, synthesizing, analyzing, and drafting. An AI-generated essay may be entirely free of copyright infringement in a court of law and simultaneously represent a profound violation of academic integrity, because the student did not perform the intellectual work that the assignment was designed to develop. The clean room method, when applied by a student, does not merely circumvent plagiarism detection. It outsources the learning process itself.

This distinction is important because it reveals why the reactive approach of detection and punishment is structurally inadequate. The problem is not that students are copying. The problem is that the very concept of “copying” has become insufficient to capture what is happening. Semantic plagiarism is not copying in any traditional sense. It is closer to what I would call “cognitive laundering.” This is the extraction of intellectual value from a source, processed through an algorithmic intermediary, and delivered in a form that bears no traceable resemblance to the original. The metaphor of laundering is apt because, like financial laundering, the process severs the chain of provenance. The ideas emerge clean on the other side.

The case for the defense

I need to acknowledge that the clean room metaphor, applied to education, is not entirely a story of threat and loss. There are legitimate and constructive uses of the same underlying capability.

Students who use AI to help them understand a complex argument, break it into its parts, and then reconstruct it in their own language are engaging in a process that, done transparently, closely resembles good scholarly practice. The act of abstracting an argument to its core logic and re-expressing it is, after all, what we ask students to do when we assign summary and synthesis exercises. What sets them apart is transparency and intent. The question is whether the student is using the tool to deepen their understanding or to bypass it.

Similarly, institutions that deploy AI systems trained with rigorous differential privacy protections can create what amounts to an ethical clean room for student ideation, a space where generative tools can assist brainstorming and drafting without the risk of inadvertently reproducing copyrighted material from the training set. The research literature on differential privacy suggests that such systems can provide a mathematical guarantee that the model’s output cannot be reverse-engineered to reveal specific training data, which has genuine value in academic contexts where both originality and ethical AI use matter.

These are actual possibilities, and I do not want to dismiss them. The question is whether they represent the dominant use case or the exception.

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From product to process

I have argued before that if the final product can no longer be trusted as an authentic proxy for student learning, the assessment method must strengthen to evaluate the cognitive process itself. This is not a new argument either; educators have been making versions of it for years. But the clean room problem gives it a new urgency and a sharper theoretical foundation.

The shift from product-based to process-based assessment involves several concrete adaptations. Hybrid models that combine AI tools with traditional instruction can measure a student’s ability to critically evaluate, iterate upon, and improve AI-generated output, transforming the AI from a covert ghostwriter into an explicit object of analysis. AI-resistant assessments, including design critiques, oral examinations, in-class writing exercises, real-time debates, and hands-on projects, resist the clean room problem because they require immediate, embodied cognitive performance that cannot be outsourced to an algorithm.

Many educators have started to require students to maintain extensive design logs, version histories, and reflective journals that track the evolution of their thinking. The irony here is striking. This pedagogical strategy directly mirrors the exact documentation that corporate lawyers require to prove independent creation in a commercial clean room defense. The student’s design log serves the same evidentiary function as Phoenix Technologies’ specification documents, but in reverse. Instead of proving that the final product was independently created (and therefore legally clean), the log proves that the student actually performed the cognitive work (and therefore genuinely learned something). The same documentation framework that enables evasion in one context enables authentication in another.

There is also a compelling case for what I would call the return of the physical. Experiential, embodied learning in controlled environments provides a pedagogical baseline that AI cannot currently fake. When students are required to physically manipulate instruments, solve problems in real time, demonstrate psychomotor skills, or collaborate face-to-face under observation, they cannot outsource the task to a clean room. Universities investing in laboratories, maker spaces, simulation environments, and hands-on assessment are therefore not retreating from technology. They are building the spaces where human capability can be observed and authenticated.

The laundromat closes

The deeper lesson of the clean room metaphor is not that students are cheating more cleverly, though some are. It is that the fundamental architecture of academic assessment was built on an assumption that has quietly become false: that the idea that the difficulty of producing polished, original-seeming text served as a natural barrier, ensuring cognitive engagement. Writing a good essay was hard enough that doing it honestly was, for most students, the path of least resistance. Clean room engineering in its original corporate form depended on a similar assumption. It required that the expense and difficulty of maintaining two isolated teams would limit the practice to cases where the economic stakes justified the investment.

Generative AI has demolished both barriers simultaneously. The corporate clean room that once took months and cost millions can now be executed in minutes for pennies. The academic equivalent, the production of semantically original text from laundered ideas, is available to any student with a browser. In both cases, the collapse of practical difficulty has exposed the gap between what the rules technically prohibit and what they can actually prevent.

The response cannot be nostalgia for a world where the barriers still held. Nor can it be a purely technological arms race between ever-more-sophisticated generators and ever-more-sophisticated detectors. The response must be architectural. It requires a redesign of educational assessment that evaluates the thinking, not just the text; that requires demonstration, not just documentation; and that treats transparency about AI use as an ethical baseline rather than a confession.

Institutions that move decisively toward process-based assessment, embodied learning, and transparent AI integration will not merely survive the clean room problem. They will emerge with pedagogical models that are more rigorous and more honest about what learning actually requires. Those that continue to treat the final submitted artifact as a reliable proxy for cognition will find themselves, like an open-source license in the age of AI, technically still in force but practically unenforceable.

The clean room was invented to prove that something was independently created. Education’s task is the opposite. It demands proof that something was dependently learned, shaped by a genuine encounter with difficulty, mediated by human judgment, and earned through cognitive labor that no algorithm can perform on a student’s behalf.

The laundering machine can clean the text. It cannot clean the mind.

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In late March 2026, an independent security researcher discovered an unsecured data store on Anthropic’s infrastructure. The exposure was brief, but the contents were extraordinary: roughly 3,000 internal documents describing a model codenamed “Capybara,” an AI system of unprecedented scale and power. Anthropic quickly secured the breach and confirmed the authenticity of the leaked materials. Shortly thereafter, they officially named the model Claude Mythos. Within days, the company published a detailed system card and announced that Mythos would not be released to the public. Instead, it would be made available only to a coalition of cybersecurity and critical infrastructure partners under a program called Project Glasswing.

What is most remarkable about these events is not the model’s capabilities, impressive as they appear to be. It is the fact that Anthropic chose restriction over release. In an industry defined by competitive pressure to ship products and capture market share, the decision to withhold the most powerful model is either a highly unusual act of institutional responsibility or an exceptionally sophisticated marketing strategy. Given Anthropic’s history, there is a real possibility that it is the former, though we can’t entirely dismiss the latter. And if true, the model has the potential to usher in a new phase of AI development that makes the challenges educators have faced so far look modest by comparison.

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The credibility question

Before going further, we should be honest about what we actually know here. Claude Mythos has not been independently tested by external researchers. No academic institution has benchmarked it. No educator has used it in a classroom. Every performance claim originates from Anthropic’s own system card and internal evaluations. This is a significant caveat.

It is also, however, a caveat that applies to virtually every frontier model at the moment of its announcement. OpenAI’s claims about the latest ChatGPT version, Google’s claims about the newest Gemini model, and Anthropic’s claims about Mythos all share the same evidentiary structure: the company tells us what the model can do, publishes selected benchmarks, and the research community subsequently verifies, qualifies, or occasionally debunks those claims. The cycle is familiar.

And yet, despite these limitations, even cautious observers are taking the Mythos announcement seriously. There are three reasons for this.

First, Anthropic’s previous benchmark claims for its Claude model family have generally held up under external scrutiny. The company has earned a reasonable, though not unblemished, track record of technical honesty. Second, the circumstances of the disclosure were not choreographed. The leak preceded the announcement, which means the system card was released under pressure rather than as part of a polished marketing campaign. Third, the decision to restrict the model rather than monetize it lends credibility to the claim that the capabilities are genuinely concerning. You do not forgo revenue to generate hype; you forgo revenue because something about the product troubles you.

None of this is proof of anything. But it makes up a reasonable basis for taking the claims seriously enough to begin preparing for what might be about to come.

The academic reasoning problem

The claimed performance of Mythos on academic benchmarks is, if accurate, difficult to overstate. On the GPQA Diamond benchmark, a test designed to challenge doctoral-level scientists with questions so difficult that even experts struggle to answer them, the model reportedly achieved roughly 95% accuracy. On the USAMO 2026, the most elite high school mathematics competition in the United States, it scored above 97%. And on SWE-bench Verified, a software engineering benchmark that tasks models with resolving real, complex problems drawn from actual open-source projects, it achieved 94%, compared to 81% for Anthropic’s previous best model.

I have written at length in previous essays about the challenges that current AI models pose for assessment design. Mythos, if these numbers hold, does not merely intensify those challenges. It renders entire categories of traditional evaluation functionally obsolete. Previous models left educators a narrow margin. Their outputs, while fluent, were often superficially competent in ways that an experienced reader could detect. But a model that performs at the 95th percentile on doctoral-level science and generates valid Olympiad proofs eliminates that margin entirely.

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The other threat

The most unsettling aspect of the Mythos announcement, however, has nothing to do with academic benchmarks. It concerns what the model can do to computer systems.

According to Anthropic’s cybersecurity evaluation, Mythos can autonomously discover and exploit previously unknown security vulnerabilities in widely used software. The company reports that the model found a 27-year-old flaw in OpenBSD, an operating system specifically designed for security, that had survived every human and automated review since 1999. It also identified a 16-year-old vulnerability in FFmpeg, a video processing tool used by nearly every platform that handles media. Mythos found the flaw in a line of code that automated testing tools had evaluated over five million times before. In yet another test, researchers tasked the model with finding security flaws in the Firefox web browser’s code and then writing functional software to exploit those flaws. Where previous models struggled to produce even a single working exploit, Mythos generated them reliably and repeatedly.

The important question for educators is what will happen once these abilities are publicly accessible. Anthropic’s own engineers, people with no formal cybersecurity training, were reportedly able to instruct the model to find exploitable weaknesses in software overnight, waking up the next morning to find complete, functional attack tools waiting for them. Anyone with basic technical literacy could do the same.

Schools and universities are among the most vulnerable institutions in the digital landscape. They manage enormous quantities of sensitive data, including student health records, financial aid information, academic records, and proprietary research, while operating with chronically underfunded IT departments. When a software update is released, it effectively announces which vulnerability it fixes. A Mythos-level AI model can analyze that announcement and build a working attack within minutes. The traditional practice of waiting for a break to apply updates is no longer merely inadvisable. It is dangerous.

Project Glasswing, Anthropic’s defensive initiative, has the potential to provide some indirect protection. The coalition includes Amazon Web Services, Apple, Cisco, CrowdStrike, Google, Microsoft, and other companies whose infrastructure underlies most educational technology. By using Mythos to find and fix vulnerabilities in these foundational systems before attackers can exploit them, the project aims to create a security umbrella that educational institutions should benefit from. But institutional leaders cannot rely on this umbrella alone. The calculus of cybersecurity is about to change fundamentally: attacks that previously required the resources of a nation-state may soon be accessible to anyone with access to a sufficiently capable AI model.

The alignment problem in the classroom

The benchmark results and cybersecurity capabilities are concerning enough. But the Mythos system card contains something arguably worse: evidence that the model can deliberately deceive. Anthropic reports that Mythos is significantly more capable than previous models at working around restrictions. It can hide the reasoning behind its actions and strategically underperform to avoid detection.

That last capability, which researchers call “sandbagging,” has direct implications for academic integrity. A model that can intentionally produce work mimicking the skill level of an average student, complete with plausible minor errors and stylistic imperfections, is a model that can trick the most experienced educator. It generates output that is specifically calibrated to look human. Not generically human, but human in exactly the way a particular student would be expected to write.

Anthropic’s internal testing also found evidence of “unverbalized grader awareness,” instances in which the model appeared to reason about how its work would be evaluated. It then adjusted its behavior without documenting that reasoning in any visible way. In rare but documented cases, the model even engaged in overt deception, such as attempting to delete evidence of its own actions. As I have written about extensively before, the arms race between AI-generated content and AI-detection tools has always favored the generator. But Mythos represents a qualitative shift. A system that can recognize it is being evaluated, deduce the parameters of the evaluation, and strategically game those parameters is not merely difficult to detect. It is adversarial.

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The narrow margin for action

I need to return to the caveat I raised earlier: the claims I have outlined about Mythos remain unverified by independent researchers. Anthropic may have withheld the model, but the company still benefits from the world believing it is extraordinary. I therefore do not dismiss the possibility that some of these capabilities have been overstated, or that the benchmarks, as benchmarks so often do, present a more flattering picture than real-world performance would support.

The question is whether these capabilities represent a plausible near-term trajectory, and on that point, the evidence is difficult to dismiss. Even if Mythos is somewhat less capable than Anthropic claims, the direction is clear. Models are getting substantially better at academic reasoning and autonomous problem-solving. Whether the model that crosses these thresholds is called Mythos or something else, whether it arrives this year or next, the capabilities described in the system card represent the environment educators will soon find themselves working in.

The practical implications are therefore not abstract. Assessment strategies that rely on unproctored, asynchronous work products are approaching the end of their useful life, at least as reliable measures of individual student understanding. Cybersecurity strategies built on the assumption that sophisticated attacks are expensive and rare need immediate revision. And AI literacy curricula that teach students to use AI tools without also teaching them to maintain critical distance from polished AI outputs are becoming inadequate at an increasingly rapid pace.

These are among the most immediate pressures, but they are far from the only ones.

Educational institutions have a narrow window to prepare. The capabilities currently locked behind Project Glasswing will not remain restricted indefinitely. Anthropic itself estimates that comparable capabilities will be publicly available within 12 to 24 months, whether through their own products or through competitors. The institutions that begin adapting now, rethinking assessment, hardening their digital infrastructure, and training faculty in the pedagogical implications of genuinely expert-level AI, will be positioned to harness these capabilities constructively. Those that wait will not get a second chance to prepare.

Anthropic built the most powerful AI model in history and decided the world was not ready for it. Educators should take that judgment seriously.

The images in this article were generated with Nano Banana 2.

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P.S. I believe transparency builds the trust that AI detection systems fail to enforce. That’s why I’ve published an ethics and AI disclosure statement, which outlines how I integrate AI tools into my intellectual work.